There are all kinds of fun games we can take part in, like who can boot this Dell the furthest and how would this Dell look on the front lawn of Dell's headquarters.(on fire or in a pitbulls mouth)
I heaved a Packard Bell off of a second-story porch once. Quite satisfying in the end, and it was a final lesson that Packard Bell could offer to me - PC hardware isn't designed to make that trip safely

I guess the top of the line Dell is for middle aged tetris paying house wives. 
Now HOLD ON a minute! You just said up there, and gave us a link, telling us that not only is your Dell
NOT a top of the line Dell, but it's more accurately described as a Dell bargain system.
WHAT is your Dell - model number and name (Inspiron or whatever the name is) - if that link you gave us above IS NOT your Dell?
If that link you gave us IS your Dell, you are woefully misunderedumacated as to what kind of Dell you bought.
Either you are giving us bad information, or you are unclear as to what you actually have, and you are the only one who can straighten this out. Right now, based on EVERYTHING you've told us, I'm going with the informant, rather than the information.