So, I'm back from the rioting. It went fairly well as I run a good riot. I kicked a few plants and shouted at a mailbox. No one was injured. Next time, I try it with two cups of coffee.
haha...you are so funny. Hilarious even. Thanks for helping establish the
"ChadTower Meter of Mediocre Moderation"; where we use *you*, Chad, as the standard measure for exactly how much righteous indignation we will accept from others, irregardless of the situation.
Let it be declared, from this day forth, that if ChadTower is not upset about a particular issue, so sayith the
"ChadTower Meter of Mediocre Moderation", that others may
not be upset by it. Furthermore, if they so arrogantly refuse to acknowledge said "Meter" than we are to attempt to "rise above" by engaging in witty ridicule, browbeating those that'd feel differently, as we ruefully sneer down our noses during this all out "ideologically independent" assault.
Might I be so bold as to mention how nice it is to be surrounded by men so much more "centered" and level-headed than the rest of the world. Btw, I hope you enjoyed your coffee. I never imagined one could sow discontent so successfully, all while sipping on a steamy Colombian brew. Do you take milk, or does it make your tummy upset as well?
Given the overall clarity inherent in the
"ChadTower Meter of Mediocre Moderation", I can come to no other conclusion than the idea that our country (U.S.) would be so much better off had the framers just had tea (coffee wasn't in fashion then) w/ the British rather than getting all huffy and ill-tempered before throwing it overboard.
mrC
P.S. In case you don't get the satire, *yes* I believe their are times when violent protest is necessary, I take these matters on a case by case basis, standing ready and willing to participate should the need and/or opportunity arise. Our history and our country is founded on it. To write off the discontent of others if arrogant and stupid, to go a step further and make fun of said discontent, is nothing short of dangerous.
Somehow (to tie it back to this thread) I get the feeling that Iraq and possibly Afghanistan will follow in our footsteps (ie: Revolution and/or Civil War). Except now, we are the "Imperialist invaders". You can chortle all you want, it doesn't change the fact that this administration's foreign policy in the Middle East is stoking the flames of Anti-Americanism in ways that will certainly come back to haunt us, much more viciously, and more multitudinously than if things had been handled differently.
Newsweek didn't cause the riots in Afghanistan. The WH has recently retracted it's accusation that it had and the FBI has substantiated the counter argument that the unrest was caused by much more harrowing issues. Exactly as I had claimed in the beginning of the thread.