work vs. prison

[missioncontrol]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.  This should make things a bit clearer...

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your  time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6  x 8 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you  only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


IN PRISON - you get  time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good  behavior


IN PRISON - the guard locks and  unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security  card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON - you can  watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing  games.


IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to  share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


IN PRISON - they allow  your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your  family.


IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work  required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then  they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


IN  PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT  WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT  WORK - they are called managers.

[CCM]

IN PRISON:  You get to become the girlfriend of some big guy named Bubba...

I think I'll stick with work...

[quarterback]

IN PRISON:

[Crazy Cooter]

IN PRISON:

[Thenasty]

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up.