one part the fuhrer one part the pope.

[Floyd10]

its the inevitable return of the great white dope.

Whats up all? Just felt like dropping by. DaveMMR and I had a chat and he made me feel nostalgic enough to come back for a few days.

oh, a little about me lately? ummm I have given up every mindaltering substance (except for caffeine... that comes near the end of the month). I am still the loveable old <auto-censored> I was, but I am a lot different now than I was in real life. nothing you guys might find noticable, in other words. anything new with you?

EDIT: Btw, sorry for being such a pill before.

[DrewKaree]

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

danny, wookit, fwoyd came back ta visit us!  Fwoyd's back evewybody wookit wooooook!

[DrewKaree]

(now gimme back my socks and NyQuil)

[Floyd10]

whats the socks reference DK? I dont get it

[GGKoul]

We all knew you'll be back.

[DrewKaree]

whats the socks reference DK? I dont get it

I own "the store"...I've gone corporate on you, F10

[shmokes]

Yeah, don't worry about Drew.  You weren't here to witness his decline, but shortly after you left he lost it.  We just humor him these days.

[danny_galaga]

HUZZAH!!

[Bones]

oh, a little about me lately? ummm I have given up every mindaltering substance

Does this include oregano?

[Floyd10]

yes it does. 

[Stingray]

-S

[Floyd10]

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

[DarkKobold]

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

[shmokes]

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

Ummm.....How's Satan?

[Shape D.]

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

I concur, I like drew, and I make fun of him all the time. although he makes fun of me all the time.

maybe he hates me........

anyways good luck on the quiting mind altering substances.

I tried but my wife wont let me leave. 

[Stingray]

does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

[nostrebor]

Welcome back?

[Shape D.]

youre dreeams were youre ticket out.

[cholin]

does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

What model train is this?  Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate.  Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables.  Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

[Stingray]

does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

What model train is this?  Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate.  Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables.  Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

[GGKoul]

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

Gracie must be there too...

[Stingray]

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

Gracie must be there too...

Which of course makes the answer obvious to anyone who hasn't been smoking oregano.

-S

[Zakk]

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

There once was a man from Nantucket.

That carried F10 in a bucket.

He fell down on his @ss, and said with a gasp

"I wanted to like him, but

[tommy]

How many pounds of potagano is this hypothetical train holding so i could determin the weight/flavor of this problem.

[Jabba]

I LIKE PIE with Oregano...

[Floyd10]

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

awww I want to cry now

well the answer to the train question is eleventy(pi). no s***. only an idiot could get that wrong...

I am sorry to do this but I have a new satirical site: http://www.freewebtown.com/brainofme

[DrewKaree]

I concur, I like drew, and I make fun of him all the time. although he makes fun of me all the time.

maybe he hates me........

[sally field accepting her award voice]You like me!  You REALLY like me![/sally field accepting her award voice]

Did you make fun of me first?  I thought that's how it all started, which means you would have hated me first, although I forgave you and figured I'd give you a little good natured ribbing to show you I don't hold a grudge.

How can you hate a guy who knows a banjo player?

[DrewKaree]

What model train is this?  Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate.  Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables.  Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

What about acetone?  Does it use acetone?

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

Dude, does Floyd know you're putzing around on his computer and possibly downloading all sorts of goat pr0n and viruseseses?  I can tell you're not Floyd, because he CLEARLY knows that this is our typical response, and stating something like that is BEGGING for more references, jokes, references to jokes, and jokes about references.  BTW, what job are you applying for that you'd put US as references?

[Floyd10]

*stabs and eats DK*

YOU'RE NEXT!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH  (damn it no develish smily here. we couldnt even settle at mad scientist)
the police know about your roms!!

SO EAT MY CHEEEEEEESIE POOFS!

[General Zod]

I'm all teary-eyed and such , just like the next guy about your triumphant return, but I do have to ask you this ...


It's not why did you leave, or even moreso, what prompted you to grace us once again with your presence( or presents ) you decide!!

[Shape D.]

My question to you , have you any idea as to whom the Fuhrer actually is? If not, may I suggest you do a little homework, and if perchance you do know of Him, might I suggest you show a little a RESPECT!! 

The topic and the first line of his post are lyrics from a bloodhound gang song.

[Stingray]

well the answer to the train question is eleventy(pi).

The actual aswer is "perhaps, but only if the density of the jello is closer to the number of clowns it takes to lift a 50x50 meter block of cheese three inches off the ground", but the judges are willing to give you partial credit.

-S

[General Zod]

My question to you , have you any idea as to whom the Fuhrer actually is? If not, may I suggest you do a little homework, and if perchance you do know of Him, might I suggest you show a little a RESPECT!!

[DarkKobold]

The fuhrer was Hitler right?

And soylent green is people folks. PEOPLE!

[shmokes]

The fuhrer doesn't necessarily have to refer to Hitler.  And even if it does don't be so sensitive.  The line "one part the fuhrer one part the pope" is too vague to even mean anything.  He didn't say, "Catholics are like mass murderers."  He didn't say, "Hitler was great, what's up with all those Jews anyway?"

Hitler was horrible, but lets not start treating him like Lord Voldemort  (he who must not be named, for those who have somehow avoided being exposed to Harry Potter)

[Floyd10]

the fuhrer is a leader (used commonly in nazi germany), sorta like a commandant or such, but is usually refered to as hitler.

yeah Im ripping off the bloodhound gangs the inevitable return of the great white dope. No disrespect intended. (for now o.O)

[DaveMMR]

Fuhrer, as Floyd said, means, literally, "leader".  It was a word tainted by Hitler but in context does not imply him specifically.  But then again I'm not the type of person that reads into every single sentence looking for a reason to blow the whistle for a minor PC infraction.  We, as a country, should probably stop doing that.  Hollywood Squares would be a whole lot funnier that way.

Welcome back Floyd - and thanks for mentioning my name.  I always wish I could have thought of a better handle like "SaladFist76" or "PrettyToes99" but this is what I'm stuck with and I'm going to have to live with it.

[jbox]

Nonetheless , it's still quite disrespectful ... no matter the origin.

Just out of curiosity, I'm having difficulty deciding upon the context of this statement. Are you reminding us that we should posses a healthy respect for the capacities of an individual capable of leading the transformation of a devastated country into an international juggernaut? Or are you suggesting an individual's achievements are completely pointless if they are lacking with regards to equality and respect for human 'rights'? Seriously, your capitalisation of "Him" has got me fascinated...   

And the train never arrives if it falls off the tracks because some punk parked a delorean on the rails over Eastwood Ravine! 

[Floyd10]

just so you guys dont get the wrong Idea, Im really only staying until tommorrow.

[Sephroth57]

Floyd, an attention whore until the end.