Author Topic: one part the fuhrer one part the pope. (Read 8015 times)

Floyd10 · « **on:** May 09, 2005, 09:29:08 pm »

its the inevitable return of the great white dope.

Whats up all? Just felt like dropping by. DaveMMR and I had a chat and he made me feel nostalgic enough to come back for a few days.

oh, a little about me lately? ummm I have given up every mindaltering substance (except for caffeine... that comes near the end of the month). I am still the loveable old <auto-censored> I was, but I am a lot different now than I was in real life. nothing you guys might find noticable, in other words. anything new with you?

EDIT: Btw, sorry for being such a pill before.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #1 on:** May 09, 2005, 09:58:23 pm »

YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

danny, wookit, fwoyd came back ta visit us! Fwoyd's back evewybody wookit wooooook!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #2 on:** May 09, 2005, 09:59:13 pm »

(now gimme back my socks and NyQuil)

Floyd10 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 09, 2005, 10:03:04 pm »

whats the socks reference DK? I dont get it $:-\$

GGKoul · « **Reply #4 on:** May 09, 2005, 10:06:51 pm »

We all knew you'll be back.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2005, 10:17:59 pm »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 09, 2005, 10:03:04 pm

whats the socks reference DK? I dont get it $:-\$

I own "the store"...I've gone corporate on you, F10

shmokes · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2005, 01:12:59 am »

Yeah, don't worry about Drew. You weren't here to witness his decline, but shortly after you left he lost it. We just humor him these days.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:22:26 am »

HUZZAH!!

Bones · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:15:59 am »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 09, 2005, 09:29:08 pm

oh, a little about me lately? ummm I have given up every mindaltering substance

Does this include oregano?

Floyd10 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:53:43 am »

yes it does.

Stingray · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2005, 09:30:56 am »

Floyd10 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm »

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

DarkKobold · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:09:54 pm »

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

shmokes · « **Reply #13 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:12:10 pm »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

Ummm.....How's Satan?

Shape D. · « **Reply #14 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:14:52 pm »

Quote from: DarkKobold on May 10, 2005, 03:09:54 pm

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

I concur, I like drew, and I make fun of him all the time. although he makes fun of me all the time.

maybe he hates me........

anyways good luck on the quiting mind altering substances.

I tried but my wife wont let me leave.

Stingray · « **Reply #15 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:17:00 pm »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm

does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

nostrebor · « **Reply #16 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:24:51 pm »

Welcome back?

Shape D. · « **Reply #17 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:31:40 pm »

youre dreeams were youre ticket out.

cholin · « **Reply #18 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:33:13 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on May 10, 2005, 03:17:00 pm

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm
does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

What model train is this? Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate. Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables. Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:36:21 pm »

Quote from: cholin on May 10, 2005, 03:33:13 pm

Quote from: Stingray on May 10, 2005, 03:17:00 pm
Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm
does anyone have anything useful to ask?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a southbound train to travel half the distance of the total length of every twinkie ever produced layed end to end?

-S

What model train is this? Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate. Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables. Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

GGKoul · « **Reply #20 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:49:43 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on May 10, 2005, 03:36:21 pm

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

Gracie must be there too...

Stingray · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2005, 03:51:43 pm »

Quote from: GGKoul on May 10, 2005, 03:49:43 pm

Quote from: Stingray on May 10, 2005, 03:36:21 pm

I'm not sure, but it's being driven by the ghost of George Burns.

-S

Gracie must be there too...

Which of course makes the answer obvious to anyone who hasn't been smoking oregano.

-S

Zakk · « **Reply #22 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:14:31 pm »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

There once was a man from Nantucket.

That carried F10 in a bucket.

He fell down on his @ss, and said with a gasp

"I wanted to like him, but

tommy · « **Reply #23 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:18:26 pm »

How many pounds of potagano is this hypothetical train holding so i could determin the weight/flavor of this problem.

Jabba · « **Reply #24 on:** May 10, 2005, 04:49:37 pm »

I LIKE PIE with Oregano...

Floyd10 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 10, 2005, 05:17:22 pm »

Quote from: DarkKobold on May 10, 2005, 03:09:54 pm

Well, Floyd, the easiest way to tell you are missed is by the tongue-in-cheek joke style. Seriously, if no one cared, no one would post. Instead, you have people taking the time to post pictures and crack jokes.

If you are not interesting and funny, you are just another person on the board. Take the comments as compliments, which they are.

awww I want to cry now

well the answer to the train question is eleventy(pi). no s***. only an idiot could get that wrong...

I am sorry to do this but I have a new satirical site: http://www.freewebtown.com/brainofme

DrewKaree · « **Reply #26 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:07:50 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on May 10, 2005, 03:14:52 pm

I concur, I like drew, and I make fun of him all the time. although he makes fun of me all the time.

maybe he hates me........

[sally field accepting her award voice]You like me! You REALLY like me![/sally field accepting her award voice]

Did you make fun of me first? I thought that's how it all started, which means you would have hated me first, although I

forgave you and figured I'd give you a little good natured ribbing to show you I don't hold a grudge.

How can you hate a guy who knows a banjo player?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #27 on:** May 10, 2005, 11:17:39 pm »

Quote from: cholin on May 10, 2005, 03:33:13 pm

What model train is this? Is it travelling full speed, or does it slowly accellerate. Does it maintain an exact rate or does it have variables. Are you applying this to real life where there's wind, traffic, etc?

What about acetone? Does it use acetone?

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 03:06:31 pm

does anyone have anything useful to ask or say other than just references and jokes?

if not I can depart early

Dude, does Floyd know you're putzing around on his computer and possibly downloading all sorts of goat pr0n and viruseseses? I can tell you're not Floyd, because he CLEARLY knows that this is our typical response, and stating something like that is BEGGING for more references, jokes, references to jokes, and jokes about references. BTW, what job are you applying for that you'd put US as references?

Floyd10 · « **Reply #28 on:** May 11, 2005, 06:53:16 am »

*stabs and eats DK*

YOU'RE NEXT!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAH

(damn it no develish smily here. we couldnt even settle at mad scientist)
the police know about your roms!!

SO EAT MY CHEEEEEEESIE POOFS!

General Zod · « **Reply #29 on:** May 11, 2005, 09:06:04 am »

I'm all teary-eyed and such , just like the next guy about your triumphant return, but I do have to ask you this ...

It's not why did you leave, or even moreso, what prompted you to grace us once again with your presence( or presents ) you decide!!

Shape D. · « **Reply #30 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:14:03 am »

Quote from: General Zod on May 11, 2005, 09:06:04 am

My question to you , have you any idea as to whom the Fuhrer actually is? If not, may I suggest you do a little homework, and if perchance you do know of Him, might I suggest you show a little a RESPECT!!

The topic and the first line of his post are lyrics from a bloodhound gang song.

Stingray · « **Reply #31 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:22:58 am »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 10, 2005, 05:17:22 pm

well the answer to the train question is eleventy(pi).

The actual aswer is "perhaps, but only if the density of the jello is closer to the number of clowns it takes to lift a 50x50 meter block of cheese three inches off the ground", but the judges are willing to give you partial credit.

-S

General Zod · « **Reply #32 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:23:04 am »

Quote from: Shape D. on May 11, 2005, 10:14:03 am

Quote from: General Zod on May 11, 2005, 09:06:04 am
My question to you , have you any idea as to whom the Fuhrer actually is? If not, may I suggest you do a little homework, and if perchance you do know of Him, might I suggest you show a little a RESPECT!!

DarkKobold · « **Reply #33 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:55:28 am »

The fuhrer was Hitler right?

And soylent green is people folks. PEOPLE!

shmokes · « **Reply #34 on:** May 11, 2005, 11:33:24 am »

The fuhrer doesn't necessarily have to refer to Hitler. And even if it does don't be so sensitive. The line "one part the fuhrer one part the pope" is too vague to even mean anything. He didn't say, "Catholics are like mass murderers." He didn't say, "Hitler was great, what's up with all those Jews anyway?"

Hitler was horrible, but lets not start treating him like Lord Voldemort (he who must not be named, for those who have somehow avoided being exposed to Harry Potter)

Floyd10 · « **Reply #35 on:** May 11, 2005, 08:00:41 pm »

the fuhrer is a leader (used commonly in nazi germany), sorta like a commandant or such, but is usually refered to as hitler.

yeah Im ripping off the bloodhound gangs the inevitable return of the great white dope. No disrespect intended. (for now o.O)

DaveMMR · « **Reply #36 on:** May 11, 2005, 10:01:52 pm »

Fuhrer, as Floyd said, means, literally, "leader". It was a word tainted by Hitler but in context does not imply him specifically. But then again I'm not the type of person that reads into every single sentence looking for a reason to blow the whistle for a minor PC infraction. We, as a country, should probably stop doing that. Hollywood Squares would be a whole lot funnier that way.

Welcome back Floyd - and thanks for mentioning my name. I always wish I could have thought of a better handle like "SaladFist76" or "PrettyToes99" but this is what I'm stuck with and I'm going to have to live with it.

jbox · « **Reply #37 on:** May 12, 2005, 02:54:50 am »

Quote

Nonetheless , it's still quite disrespectful ... no matter the origin.

Just out of curiosity, I'm having difficulty deciding upon the context of this statement. Are you reminding us that we should posses a healthy respect for the capacities of an individual capable of leading the transformation of a devastated country into an international juggernaut? Or are you suggesting an individual's achievements are completely pointless if they are lacking with regards to equality and respect for human 'rights'? Seriously, your capitalisation of "Him" has got me fascinated...

And the train never arrives if it falls off the tracks because some punk parked a delorean on the rails over Eastwood Ravine!

Floyd10 · « **Reply #38 on:** May 12, 2005, 06:50:00 am »

just so you guys dont get the wrong Idea, Im really only staying until tommorrow.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 12, 2005, 08:58:58 am »

Floyd, an attention whore until the end.

shmokes · « **Reply #40 on:** May 12, 2005, 11:09:06 am »

I hate when words are autocensored, but not replaced by brackets letting people know they were. My guess is that Sephroth's post said something that rhymes with "attention door" but replacing door with a word that begins with a "wh".

Oh yeah...and that's pretty hilarious about the capitalization of the word Him in the PC Police post of General Zod's. I assumed that he meant that Floyd should have some respect for Jews and their sympathisers. Apparently Zod is a big Hitler fan -- perhaps considers him a god, even.

saint · « **Reply #41 on:** May 12, 2005, 11:12:14 am »

All auto-censored words are replaced with brackets stating so.

Quote from: shmokes on May 12, 2005, 11:09:06 am

I hate when words are autocensored, but not replaced by brackets letting people know they were.

Stingray · « **Reply #42 on:** May 12, 2005, 11:50:43 am »

Quote from: jbox on May 12, 2005, 02:54:50 am

And the train never arrives if it falls off the tracks because some punk parked a delorean on the rails over Eastwood Ravine!

I must reluctantly admit that I had not considered that particular variable.

-S

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 12, 2005, 12:37:54 pm »

Quote from: saint on May 12, 2005, 11:12:14 am

All auto-censored words are replaced with brackets stating so.

Quote from: shmokes on May 12, 2005, 11:09:06 am
I hate when words are autocensored, but not replaced by brackets letting people know they were.

Stingray · « **Reply #44 on:** May 12, 2005, 12:56:08 pm »

--deleted--

Sorry, I didn't expect it to come back when Saint changed the board settings.

-S

Stingray · « **Reply #45 on:** May 12, 2005, 12:56:47 pm »

That last post was me saying the "w" word. The filter deleted it.

-S

missioncontrol · « **Reply #46 on:** May 12, 2005, 02:52:22 pm »

edited out bad word autocensor bought back

missioncontrol · « **Reply #47 on:** May 12, 2005, 02:53:33 pm »

hmmm the filter does delete it.....

saint · « **Reply #48 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:18:56 pm »

Hm. It should replace it with "<auto-censored>" -- that's how the auto-censor is configured. Lessee....

---smurfy---
---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---
(two bad words)

saint · « **Reply #49 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:20:42 pm »

Hm. Hm. Yes, something's not right. Lessee...

---smurfy---
---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---

saint · « **Reply #50 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:21:53 pm »

Yep, something's broken. There's a function in the board to test the censor, and when you run bad words in the test it replaces them with <auto-censored> but on the actual forums it doesnn't. Changing auto-censor to use ---auto-censored--- instead of brackets.

saint · « **Reply #51 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:27:48 pm »

Interestingly enough -- the bad words are not removed from the post. The auto-filter replacement is put in on the fly. I removed whore from the auto-filter, and now it's showing up in everyone's post that used it.

By the way, be nice to each other

--- saint

General Zod · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2005, 09:42:46 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on May 12, 2005, 11:09:06 am

Oh yeah...and that's pretty hilarious about the capitalization of the word Him in the PC Police post of General Zod's.

jbox · « **Reply #53 on:** May 13, 2005, 04:46:32 am »

Uh oh.
- More totalitarian governments: check.
- Invasion in the middle east: check.
- Great destruction from nature: check.
- Pope dies: check.
- Saint swearing along like a private school prefect: check.
That's it, I'm off to confession now I'm sure the great censor in the sky is coming...

Stingray · « **Reply #54 on:** May 13, 2005, 09:57:11 am »

Went back and deleted it manually. I didn't expect it to come back after the board settings changed or I would have deleted it yesterday. Sorry 'bout that Saint.

-S

shmokes · « **Reply #55 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:56:34 am »

Quote from: General Zod on May 12, 2005, 09:42:46 pm

So I'll say in closing ... Not tonight, Shmokes ... not here anyways!!

Phew....that was close. I thought I was a goner for a second there...

edit: sorry Saint; it's my affliction. I couldn't help help it.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #56 on:** May 13, 2005, 11:41:50 am »

had to get rid of my bad word to wasn't there yesterday but was today.............

sorry

Floyd10 · « **Reply #57 on:** May 15, 2005, 06:25:57 pm »

sorry, I meant to state this on friday, but I went up to our cottage. I am departing as of now. it was great, and a kickass welcoming back, but I must be going.

ta ta for now dears

Bones · « **Reply #58 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:52:46 am »

Floyd has left the building.

nostrebor · « **Reply #59 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:01:31 pm »

Quote from: Floyd10 on May 15, 2005, 06:25:57 pm

sorry, I meant to state this on friday, but I went up to our cottage. I am departing as of now. it was great, and a kickass welcoming back, but I must be going.

ta ta for now dears

Fl0yd has a cottage? Weird...

shmokes · « **Reply #60 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:10:33 pm »

I think it said cottage cheese, but the auto censor got to it.

Stingray · « **Reply #61 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:17:51 pm »

I feel a great disturbance in the force.

-S

Zakk · « **Reply #62 on:** May 16, 2005, 02:41:16 pm »

If the cottage is painted pink, it would be a

(drumroll please...)

PINK FLOYD COTTAGE!!!

(Please hold your applause until the end. Which is now.)

nostrebor · « **Reply #63 on:** May 16, 2005, 03:01:40 pm »

Technically it would be "Floyd's pink cottage" but I'll give it to you anyway.

<golf clap><golfclap><golf clap><golfclap><golf clap><golfclap>

DrewKaree · « **Reply #64 on:** May 16, 2005, 10:20:27 pm »

Quote from: nostrebor on May 16, 2005, 02:01:31 pm

Fl0yd has a cottage? Weird...

No, his parents do. What would he have used as a down payment? Some stolen cough medicine and sweat socks?

He's a whippersnapper living at home still. Mebbe these "changes" he's speaking of will someday manifest themself in a bold and public way. Watch your local news for pics of him....he's on here somewhere, look for that kid.


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Author Topic: one part the fuhrer one part the pope. (Read 8015 times)

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