Author Topic: OT!! Wht would be your final meal? (Read 7302 times)

Zakk · « **on:** March 02, 2005, 03:20:56 pm »

Okay, on death row (some of you really should be, bu that's another story...), and you have to request your final meal. One plate, one alcoholic drink, and one regular drink. What would it be?

Me:
Rib-eye 6 ounce steak with a side of horseradish,
Lobster tail,
3 king crab legs,
Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Drink - Dr. Pepper (non alcoholic choice)
- Stella beer

(Dang I need to get home for dinner)

ChadTower · « **Reply #1 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:22:36 pm »

Forget that, a death row inmate's last meal should be the guard's stick.

SirPeale · « **Reply #2 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:28:24 pm »

Hm...

Pizza from Bennington House of Pizza, before their pizza started to suck.
Purple Mother-****** for alcoholic drink
Pepsi for regular drink.

GGKoul · « **Reply #3 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:35:03 pm »

64oz Steak... You know the ones that you get for free if you eat the whole thing... Not only would it take me awhile to finish that off..

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:45:03 pm »

Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 03:28:24 pm

Hm...

Pizza from Bennington House of Pizza, before their pizza started to suck.
Purple Mother-****** for alcoholic drink
Pepsi for regular drink.

peale... why you would use another man for your avatar bothers me =P especially someone weird like that guy from buffy

SirPeale · « **Reply #5 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:50:51 pm »

Quote from: Sephroth57 on March 02, 2005, 03:45:03 pm

peale... why you would use another man for your avatar bothers me =P especially someone weird like that guy from buffy

Like I want to use my own picture? Besides, Xander was cool. And of course, the popular concensus is no more girlie avatars, so...

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** March 02, 2005, 03:59:14 pm »

Not enough people make their own avatars.

SirPeale · « **Reply #7 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:02:47 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 03:59:14 pm

Not enough people make their own avatars.

Last month my bandwidth was ten gigs of transfer, 95% of which was my avatar. A lot of it was because it was hotlinked on other sites (which I changed for gay pr0n) but now it's all local.

ChadTower · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm »

So make an avatar that's NOT a jiggly fellating chick. I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.

GGKoul · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:06:30 pm »

Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 04:02:47 pm

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 03:59:14 pm
Not enough people make their own avatars.

Last month my bandwidth was ten gigs of transfer, 95% of which was my avatar. A lot of it was because it was hotlinked on other sites (which I changed for gay pr0n) but now it's all local.

I get most of my avatars by hotlinking to other forums.

Thenasty · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2005, 04:54:39 pm »

it would be this 100 year old 22lb Lobster

then I can die in peace..oh wait, I have to a game of Pacman or Asteroid first after the meal, then I can die in peace.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=7&u=/ap/20050302/ap_on_fe_st/leviathan_lobster

clanggedin · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2005, 05:47:31 pm »

Cherry Pie, or Tuna, or whatever it's called nowadays.

Thenasty · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2005, 05:59:01 pm »

Quote from: clanggedin on March 02, 2005, 05:47:31 pm

Cherry Pie, or Tuna, or whatever it's called nowadays.

Shape D. · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2005, 06:28:43 pm »

A 100 year old lobster.

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm

I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.

Oh really?

SirPeale · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2005, 06:58:08 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm

So make an avatar that's NOT a jiggly fellating chick. I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.

I have. I was really suprised at what some people had linked to, that I hadn't used in months.

SirPeale · « **Reply #15 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:00:21 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 06:28:43 pm

A 100 year old lobster.

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm
I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.
Oh really?

Yeah! Really?

danny_galaga · « **Reply #16 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:02:02 pm »

twelve peas, arranged neatly on my plate with a special fork...

danny_galaga · « **Reply #17 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:03:06 pm »

or failing that, some :

Shape D. · « **Reply #18 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:04:46 pm »

Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 07:00:21 pm

Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 06:28:43 pm
A 100 year old lobster.

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm
I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.
Oh really?

Yeah! Really?

No fair. Yours is bigger than mine.

SirPeale · « **Reply #19 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:07:27 pm »

Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 07:04:46 pm

Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 07:00:21 pm
Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 06:28:43 pm
A 100 year old lobster.

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm
I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.
Oh really?

Yeah! Really?
No fair. Yours is bigger than mine.

All the hot biotches say that.

I just hotlinked Chads. Since it's on here anyway, it doesn't take up any additional bandwidth.

Zakk · « **Reply #20 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:24:14 pm »

Mmmmm aerial charts.....

DrewKaree · « **Reply #21 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:49:14 pm »

I would like a filleted steak from some endangered animal, since I would no longer be interested in a bald eagle egg omelette. As a side dish, something nice and spicy. That way, when they fry me, the end will come and they'll have a nice stinky mess

Alky - Double Spaten, tap form, NOT the bottle
Non-Alky - Coke, fountain form only

DrewKaree · « **Reply #22 on:** March 02, 2005, 07:54:23 pm »

Oh, and I wanted to get in on stealing your av too.

YAAAAYYYYY!

Crazy Cooter · « **Reply #23 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:26:57 pm »

Unicorn, Red Bull Vodka & Kool Aid. Free refills until the main course arrives...

SirPeale · « **Reply #24 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:29:27 pm »

Oh yeah...what IS the method of execution?

Zakk · « **Reply #25 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:34:14 pm »

Method of execution: Chopped into filleted steaks.

Zakk · « **Reply #26 on:** March 02, 2005, 08:40:04 pm »

Drew: tap/fountain form only? Hmm, I hear what yer saying, but that depends a WHOLE lot on how the mix is and how clean the pipes are. A coke from a fountain in a nice restaurant tastes a whole lot better than the 'coke' out of a McPigs. Likewise, I has seen a 'chunk' of beer come out of a beer tap before...eck.

Gimme bottled drinks. Glass bottles if I can get em.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #27 on:** March 02, 2005, 09:11:06 pm »

Amend my requests to stipulate a complete cleaning according to the manufacturer's specifications (Coke and the Spaten folks, that is).

AND they must be served at the optimal temperature, again, according to specs. I learned Coke specifies how cold the beverage should be for optimal enjoyment, and I suspect Spaten has a similar temperature recommendation

GGKoul · « **Reply #28 on:** March 02, 2005, 09:49:16 pm »

Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 07:07:27 pm

Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 07:04:46 pm
Quote from: Peale on March 02, 2005, 07:00:21 pm
Quote from: Shape D. on March 02, 2005, 06:28:43 pm
A 100 year old lobster.

Quote from: ChadTower on March 02, 2005, 04:05:40 pm
I highly doubt anyone has ever stolen mine.
Oh really?

Yeah!

Bones · « **Reply #29 on:** March 03, 2005, 01:01:38 am »

Anna Kornicova for the entree and Jessica Simpson for the main course.

For a drink I will have a large glass of Joss Stone.

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:09:56 am »

Man, where did you guys get the ---smurfy--- version of my avatar? It's not designed to resize that well since it's originally the corner logo form a site I did a few years ago.

GGKoul · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2005, 09:22:12 am »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 03, 2005, 09:09:56 am

Man, where did you guys get the <auto-censored> version of my avatar?

DrewKaree · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:35:45 am »

We found it in the half-price bin at the 99 cent store, they had tons of 'em and were tryig to get 'em out.

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:43:11 am »

It's like putting out a great album, working all that time to make it sound pure and well produced, and then some ---rectal-santizer--- bootlegger records 650 degraded copies and sells them.

Quit bitin my rhymes!

Zakk · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2005, 11:45:25 am »

Hehe complaining about bootleggers in a crowd of people with two windows open: BYOAC in one and bittorrent in the other, bootlegging CHD's

GGKoul · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:14:08 pm »

It's becoming too easy...

ChadTower · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:20:30 pm »

Hey man, I don't even have a MAME machine.

Zakk · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:22:57 pm »

We can help you build one!

DrewKaree · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:30:31 pm »

Chad, you've put too much into it....you're starting to listen to all the hangers-on.

Don't believe the hype

(where'd I put my wall-clock necklace, now?

)

YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOOOEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!

ChadTower · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:43:22 pm »

I have all the parts, just haven't gotten around to putting them together yet.

GGKoul · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:50:49 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 03, 2005, 12:43:22 pm

I have all the parts, just haven't gotten around to putting them together yet.

You just need to screw the parts on to some wood and your all set...

ChadTower · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2005, 12:58:31 pm »

I did, but the station wagon drove away and it took me two weeks to find it again.

duffjr · « **Reply #42 on:** March 04, 2005, 06:26:44 am »

http://www.deadmaneating.com/2003Dining.pdf
http://www.deadmaneating.com/2004Dining.pdf

sure, you can list 50 items now, but will you man up when the time comes to order or eat?

the guy who linked me to the texas site discussed his last meal over dinner. he said he'd eat a lot of beans and ribs, so when he walked to the chair, a trial of diarrhea would seap out of him. after the execution, a confession note hidden in his ass from the real killer would be revealed.

Thenasty · « **Reply #43 on:** March 04, 2005, 11:05:59 am »

if ever I get convivted and put in the death chamber and they ask me what would be my last meal....Wonder if they really give you anything you want, would it be possible to EAT (put your dream girl in here) ?

SirPeale · « **Reply #44 on:** March 04, 2005, 12:05:00 pm »

They don't give you anything you want; rather it's limited by what's on hand in the prison kitchen.

Some of those last words are rather disturbing. More than one person in there proclaiming their innocence until the very last. And considering how many people have later had their convictions overturned with DNA evidence years later, it's a bit frightening as well.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #45 on:** March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm »

I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating

Brax · « **Reply #46 on:** March 04, 2005, 02:06:18 pm »

Food:
an Entree from the Avalon in Toronto (They have a daily menu) Something from The Avalon Adventure Menu....

Alcoholic Drink:
The Macallan, vintage 1937, 37 year old Scotch. (288 bottles left worldwide)

Non-Alcoholic Drink:
Bottle of spring water (for my scotch)

You give me this and you can kill me today. No joke.

SirPeale · « **Reply #47 on:** March 04, 2005, 02:07:39 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm

I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating

It doesn't matter. At the appointed time, guards will drag you, screaming and kicking to the execution chamber.

missioncontrol · « **Reply #48 on:** March 04, 2005, 02:21:02 pm »

Quote from: Peale on March 04, 2005, 02:07:39 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm
I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating

Thenasty · « **Reply #49 on:** March 04, 2005, 02:38:44 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 02:21:02 pm

Quote from: Peale on March 04, 2005, 02:07:39 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm
I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating

missioncontrol · « **Reply #50 on:** March 04, 2005, 02:52:32 pm »

Quote from: Thenasty on March 04, 2005, 02:38:44 pm

Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 02:21:02 pm
Quote from: Peale on March 04, 2005, 02:07:39 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm
I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating

It doesn't matter. At the appointed time, guards will drag you, screaming and kicking to the execution chamber.

well it was worth a try..........

on your last hour/day, you always try whatever you can

has the governor called yet

lucindrea · « **Reply #51 on:** March 05, 2005, 03:48:51 pm »

i would spend time to find the nastyest thing i could think of , not only would it leave a nice stain on the chair/table ( electric or injection ) death penalty is considered murder by law ( just one that is never prosecuted ) , and by law their MUST be an autospy for every murder

.. i want to leave a mess on the table for the corner

shawnzilla · « **Reply #52 on:** March 07, 2005, 11:05:46 pm »

A liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.....(insert sick slurping sounds here)

Daniel270 · « **Reply #53 on:** March 07, 2005, 11:25:08 pm »

Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 02:52:32 pm

Quote from: Thenasty on March 04, 2005, 02:38:44 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 02:21:02 pm
Quote from: Peale on March 04, 2005, 02:07:39 pm
Quote from: missioncontrol on March 04, 2005, 01:04:32 pm
I'd choose an all you can eat buffet......

then never finish eating


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