Ok wow 29 replies holy s***. ok if you couldn't think of this then a 14 year old is more creative than you.......
OOOOHHHHHHHH, now I get it...see, when you put it that way, you actually didn't make one for a buck, your parents bought a ton of stuff and had it lying around for you to use. Yeah, my kids have a free socket set, drill press, table saw....you know...stuff they didn't pay for either.
hammer
$15-$35
Coat hanger
Mom probably paid a lot in dry cleaning to get your "free" coat hanger
u shaped nails
Dad probably paid more than a buck for his box
sponge
Mom probably appreciates having to buy another one to replace the one that mysteriously disappeared
Wood - cut to you own size. make sure you have 2
That branch that fell in the yard, good job in drying it in your kiln and cutting it to the shape you needed. Kudos
clamp
My kids bent two of mine so they're unusable. I just went to the store and grabbed another one, since they were "free". Those shiny bracelets the policeman wanted to give me....I just told him he wasn't my type, and I'm married....to a woman.
glue
You sniffed too much....see what happens when you use the "free" stuff?
(I used Some scrap MDF and some timber Floorboard but any piece of wood is good)
Thankfully they're still giving away samples at Home Depot and yo....what? Well I didn't see the sticker there, and the alarm didn't go off so....well FINE then, but it WAS free!
Good job
In case you do not realize I'm just messing with you, this is my disclaimer that you, sir, are a big fat doody head if you take offense to my joke, and if you show the slightest bit of temper, you will be giving up your right to be free from getting pantsed in public and left to walk home in the snow....uphill....both ways