Milk??

[RayB]

"KD"
It is a Canadian thing. Means "Kraft Dinner". ie: Kraft brand Mac n Cheese.

[ChadTower]

Sun Soy is pretty good.  Soy Dream is better.  White Wave is okay, but don't even bother with 8th Continent. 

I like 8th Continent.  It is the most cost effective to get around here, and the Vanilla is pretty good.  I don't know about the chocolate as I avoid chocolate all I can.

[DrewKaree]

"KD"
It is a Canadian thing. Means "Kraft Dinner". ie: Kraft brand Mac n Cheese.

Now, I KNOW Kraft HAS to make other stuff in order for "KD" to be used instead of just saying "Mac-n-cheese", but what other dinners does Kraft make, or are they all just variations of mac-n-cheese (i.e. White cheddar-n-wheels, or something equally as (pardon the pun) cheesy?)

[Stingray]

My wife pointed out once that humans are the only species that continue to lactate into adulthood. I haven't had milk since. Still eat cheese though. Odd that.

Oh and I look a bit like a hippy myself, and have been known to hug a tree from time to time, but only after licking a frog.

-S

[ChadTower]

My wife pointed out once that humans are the only species that continue to lactate into adulthood. I haven't had milk since. Still eat cheese though. Odd that.

Erm, you can keep an animal lactating indefinitely by keeping a reason for it to do so.  Dairy cows lactate not only into adulthood but pretty much their whole life.  I can't think of a lactating species that doesn't lactate in adulthood.

[Stingray]

Sorry, wrong word. I meant to say, the only species who continue to nurse into adulthood.

It's monday.

-S

[Shape D.]

the only species who continue to nurse into adulthood.

Is that bad?

[DrewKaree]

Oh and I look a bit like a hippy myself, and have been known to hug a tree from time to time, but only after licking a frog.

I like the excellent job you've done disguising the solar panels on the top of your Mini!   

[Stingray]

Don't be silly. My Mini runs on recycled republicans.

-S

[DrewKaree]

Don't be silly. My Mini runs on recycled republicans.

-S

(erm...LMAO!)

I get it!  Because we're all stodgy and old - FOSSIL fuel!

But aren't you concerned that you're depeleting a non-renewable energy resource?  We're butt-ugly, therefore have limited opportunities to reproduce!

*insert American Indian on a horse commercial, closeup to see a lone tear rolling down his cheek, smirking*

[ChadTower]

Don't be silly. My Mini runs on recycled republicans.

So THAT is where Reggie White went!

[SirPeale]

Sun Soy is pretty good.  Soy Dream is better.  White Wave is okay, but don't even bother with 8th Continent. 

I like 8th Continent.  It is the most cost effective to get around here, and the Vanilla is pretty good.  I don't know about the chocolate as I avoid chocolate all I can.

It's made with some rather not-so-nice ingredients.  I think soy protein isolate is one of them, along with a host of other crap.  It should be ground soybeans, water, evaporated cane juice and carageenan.  Vitamins and flavor (like vanilla or chocolate) can be added.

[Stingray]

But aren't you concerned that you're depeleting a non-renewable energy resource?  We're butt-ugly, therefore have limited opportunities to reproduce!

No worrys, I understand that the Alaska wildlife refuge will be chock full of republicans ripe for the harvesting by 2008.

-S

[fredster]

There are different kinds of Milk?
People actually feed this "soy milk" to other people?
Wow.

[GGKoul]

i tasted soy milk once... its gross.

whats KD?

KD = Kraft Dinner or Mac & Cheese.

[pointdablame]

I drink whole milk.... I love it.  I don't drink a ton of it, but I prolly go through a good 1/2 gallon or gallon a week by myself.

The real kicker is cheese though... I could NOT live without cheese. I love it so much.  I'm Italian and I guess it's kinda engrained in me, but whatever it is... cheese is the best in my book.

[namzep]

Where's the 1% option?  Used to drink 2% but it's too high in saturated fat.

[Sephroth57]

when i was making the poll i was trying to think if 1% = skim, or it was a different thing. i always buy whole so i dont even know, heh

[hulkster]

"hippies, hippies...all around me....they say they wanna save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

-eric cartman


...too true eric, too true.

[Zakk]

Yay!  Someone said KD!

Oh admit it Drew, you KNEW it was Canadian.  I think you have Canadian genes!  Is that a touque in your back pocket??  Like to let slip an eh? here and there? 

In other news, my fellow mutants and I were eating some KD, sipping some fine goat's milk, and damn if we didn't get the urge to plunder and pillage a nearby village.  Luckily, none of the peasants were hurt, and we took all their KD!

Yay again!

On an oddly related twist, drinking cold milk makes my nipples erect.  No lactaion, but still. 
Ah well, off to tend my red headed boy.  Don't know where he keeps getting that danged horned helm...

[mattv]

Ever heard of mastitis?

Thats another word for "disguisting infected cow nipples that squirt pus instead of milk". Feeling thirsty yet?

It gets better, they carefully monitor the amount of pus in your milk to make sure its not overloaded with pus. The pus content of milk is "Somatic Cell Counts" which measures how many puss sells there are per MILLILITRE of milk (a millilitre is about one drop).

Obviously it's unreasonable to expect that something we force our kiid to drink in school is pus free, I mean come on, these guys have a business to run! we have to be pragmatic about this.

If your milk has more that 750,000 pus cells per ml then it has too much pus, if it has 749,000 pus cells per ml then its just fine.

I bet all those lactose intolerent persons in china are thinking "pus guzzeling perverts!"

Got milk pus?

[DrewKaree]

Yay!  Someone said KD!

Oh admit it Drew, you KNEW it was Canadian.  I think you have Canadian genes!  Is that a touque in your back pocket??  Like to let slip an eh? here and there? 

You betcha der!  That's funny - the differences in regional terms.  What you call a toque is what my southern friends like to call a toboggan!  I know, I know, you're wondering what the hell they're doing with a sled on their head, but them's southerners fer ya....their family stick doesn't often branch    Fredster's a transplant, but the first thing he did when moving was to remove all but three teeth....the "gummers" were the important ones...gotta keep those!  (Rednex, calm down, I'm just an ig'rant Yankee, so pay no attention to me  )

On an oddly related twist, drinking cold milk makes my nipples erect.  No lactaion, but still. 

......and moving straight to the top of the list of "Things I could have happily went to my grave NEVER knowing"........

[allroy1975]

I noticed you're drinking 1%.  Is that because you think you're fat?   Because you're not.  You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.


and also....there is a limit to how many maggots my frozen pizza can have on it.   I don't care about the cooked maggots in my pizza or the cow pus on my Count Chocula.  I wonder what kind of animals they have crawling all over my beer bottles and cans...and poop in my chocolate cereal.......isn't that why we have an immune system?  so our body can handle small ammounts of pus and poop and hair and maggots?

loosen up people.  think about the stuff in the air...you could get one of those chambers like michael jackson has...I'm pretty sure little boys don't have germs on them....as long as they don't drink milk.......


uhhhh....wtf am I talking about.....

Allroy

[duffjr]

i tasted soy milk once... its gross.

There are a lot of different ones...some are *much* better than others.

Sun Soy is pretty good.

[duffjr]

speaking of cows ... here is a list i love to give to those who claim they dont belive we need to kill cows to survive and refuse to eat meat .. i just tell em they are still killing cows even if they dont eat meat :-)
( taken from augest 2001 discover )

Where's the beef?
Every last scrap of cow gets used somewhere

that's a good post.  do the slaughterhouses ship the cows to various companies or do the companies have to request what parts they need?  i always thought the slaughterhouses' main profits were from beef.  i know milk is curdled with stomach lining to make cheese, and cheese is probably eaten more than beef.

[Otraotaku]

I dont like milk, EVIL Ppl... Your drinking the Baby Cows Food!  Gross.... ^.^

[Otraotaku]

Sorry - here's a better pic of him...

I like your Brother... hes funny.. ^.^ lmao

[mnm1200]

Ever heard of mastitis?

Thats another word for "disguisting infected cow nipples that squirt pus instead of milk". Feeling thirsty yet?

It gets better, they carefully monitor the amount of pus in your milk to make sure its not overloaded with pus. The pus content of milk is "Somatic Cell Counts" which measures how many puss sells there are per MILLILITRE of milk (a millilitre is about one drop).

Obviously it's unreasonable to expect that something we force our kiid to drink in school is pus free, I mean come on, these guys have a business to run! we have to be pragmatic about this.

If your milk has more that 750,000 pus cells per ml then it has too much pus, if it has 749,000 pus cells per ml then its just fine.

I bet all those lactose intolerent persons in china are thinking "pus guzzeling perverts!"

Got milk pus?

I used to drink milk, but after that post I'm lactose intorerant!

[whammoed]

I used to drink a lot of milk.  I started getting heartburn more often and went to the doctor about it.  Turns out that milk causes "acid rebound".  Milk starts off basic but as it breaks down in your stomach it turns acidic.  I stopped drinking milk and no more heartburn.   Soy milk is ok on cereal once you get used to it.  Wouldn't just drink it to have something to drink though.

[SirPeale]

Depends on the brand of soymilk.  And regardless of brand, the chocolate stuff is tasty.

[Zakk]

I can say with some certainty that this is one of the ONLY boards out there where a Soy milk conversation can erupt!

On an unrelated note, even though I could go out and get a 5 course meal at the most sought after restaurant in town right now, I'm going to enjoy a pot of KD and pus, er milk.  Right out of the pot!  WITH A WOODEN SPOON NO LESS!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAAA I'm drunk with my own power!

[GameOver]

I can't believe skim milk is winning....unbelievable.  Nasty stuff that!  Buncha sissys!  Real mutants drink whole milk!  Stand up and be counted.

[Sephroth57]

Depends on the brand of soymilk.

[Brax]

How do you not know what Kraft Dinner is?

Personally, I'd rather drink soy milk than eat chemical cheese. You're doing your family a favour by turning them off KD. Blech.

The preceding was NOT an endorsement for soy milk. Blech too, just less of a blech than KD.

[SirPeale]

Depends on the brand of soymilk.  And regardless of brand, the chocolate stuff is tasty.

peale you surprise me, youre all about like natural stuff u wanna kill your own chickens using highway cones lol. but then you drink soy milk??

Soy milk isn't natural?  Ground soybeans, water, dehydrated cane juice, vanilla or chocolate.  Instead of food that's supposed to be for baby cows that's filled with PUS from overmilking.  Hmmm...desicions, decisions....

[DrewKaree]

How do you not know what Kraft Dinner is?

Kraft Dinner isn't hard to figure out, but if you've never heard of it referred to as "KD" as evidently every Canadian has, you'll have a hard time figuring that out.

[Zakk]

Mmmm, KD with EXTRA powder cheese-like product.

[DrewKaree]

Hmm, I call my recipe:  _{(drum roll)}   KD Tang! The choice food of lesbians everywhere. 

* DrewKaree groans and boos

Thank goodness you've got that real estate gig, Zakk.  I bet you're the reason they invented the phrase "don't quite yer day job"

and...it WAS funny...just mad I never thought of it

 

[duffjr]

i meant to say silk soy milk.  soy dream isn't around much anymore.  i like the so-yum from trader joe's. 

they have to artificially inseminate the cows so they lactate.  then the calves are often ripped from the womb early for veal.

http://www.mainepbs.org/OurStories/osclassmath.html

the marinara sauce at my restaurant is 40% chicken fat...it contains more chicken than water and tomatoes.

[Bones]

Soy milk isn't natural?