Hey dere I seen some pikshures of that c***sucker agent's house, and he makes me wish I could sell housese too!

NAH! I'm tellin' ya, Zakk's got a skill, because - think about it - all the headaches you are going to experience selling your house yourself, he goes through ALL - THE - TIME!
I had a buddy who tried to do it and save himself the $2500 and do it. His house was in a fairly decent area, desireable city location as well (local fire and police HAVE to live in that city), and at a price that was several thousand UNDER market value for his area (he got a STEAL on the property and we helped him fix up so much stuff for cheap, it was worth AT LEAST market value - more on that to follow) so he could sell and move to the 'burbs.
After 3 months with exactly THREE walk-throughs, he decided to bite the bullet and list with an agent. First week, 4 walk-throughs, 1 offer. Second week, SIX walk-throughs, 2 offers. EACH of these offers was for MINIMUM of 2k OVER current market value (what the realtor put as list price) and he took the highest offer (obviously) that was 7k over list price, due to the competition between the three prospective buyers. He ended up paying LESS than he thought he would in fees, and was out of the house by the end of the month. They had already bought the house in the 'burbs and were looking at paying TWO mortgages, instead, they sold for more than 10k what they were trying to sell it themselves for.
Sometimes, you DO get what you pay for.
Now, if we were talking about c***sucker INSURANCE agents.....

Heh well I can't say I'm normal 
Beat me to it, ya did!
I found out the guy is on welfare, so I'm going back to heckle him tomorrow. :sigh:
I didn't know you were a conservative!
