Nearing my 100th post, what can I expect?

[Knievel]

-Greeting card from Saint?

-Gift-basket from Happ??

-Free spinner from Oscar???

-???

[shmokes]

I think Saint usually infects your computer with a virus upon your 100th post.  Just wait...on my 1000th post he came to my house personally and kicked me in the ass.

[Shape D.]

You get to pretend like you know what youre talking about to people with less than 20 posts.

[Knievel]

So you're saying one more post and I'm a GOD on this board? sweet.

Better warm up my newbie flame-thrower

[Shape D.]

NO, I'm say8ing you can pretend you are to those who have fewer than 20 posts. But when they hit 100 they will know you dont know what youre talking about.

[SirPeale]

I've got almost 5,000 posts.  He didn't do anything until I hit 1,000.

On 1,000 he came to my house and kicked ---my bottom---. 

On 2,000 he threw my computer out a third story window (I was under it at the time).  Then he kicked ---my bottom--- again.

On 3,000 he chained me to a wall, and used sheets of paper to give me paper cuts all over my body.  Then he poured vinegar on the cuts.  Then he kicked ---my bottom--- *again*.

On 4,000 I received a package in the mail.  Inside was a SEVERED HEAD.  I don't know who it was, but the note included said, simply "5,000 Posts"

I really should stop coming here.

[Knievel]

Hahahahaaa...guess I'm safe for a while.

Wait...I just got a e-mail from Saint. Appears to have an attachment of some sort.
What a guy, MUST be that greeting card I was hoping for...

[Gunstar Hero]

You can expect your post counter to start taking up 3 digits!

Congraturation. A Winner Is You. 

[Thenasty]

I got a Knuckle Sandwich

[mr.Curmudgeon]

[Mameotron]

Apparently there has been  a little "outsourcing".  On my 200th post ChadTower came to my house and kicked me in the nards, even though I was screaming "I voted Bush!!!" the whole time.  Then he drew a little smiley with a halo on my arm with permanent magic marker and slapped on a tag that reads "Saint".
 

[DrewKaree]

I think Saint usually infects your computer with a virus upon your 100th post.  Just wait...on my 1000th post he came to my house personally and kicked me in the ass.

He told me there was so MUCH ass present in me, he started early - at 50 - and I'm starting to get a sore butt, since he keeps telling me "I'm here for your refill......bend over beeyotch!"

No reason, no specific number tied to it, just *ding dong*  "hello?"  *BARK LIKE A DOG*

He told me, too, that he'd be delegating this task to ChadTower, but Chad's in love with his wife, so he'll be visiting less than saint, so things are looking up! 

[mr.Curmudgeon]

He told me, too, that he'd be delegating this task to ChadTower, but Chad's in love with his wife, so he'll be visiting less than saint, so things are looking up! 

Saint!! Pick me! Pick Me!! How many post do I have to have to kick either of these two in the nads? (ChadTower/Drew)   

mrC

[DrewKaree]

Just one.  I've gotta warn you, though....it'll be on your head........everytime saint administers an "adjustment", I cut down a tree and step on a frog in reprisal.....although I never told him, and now he knows it....mebbe the "treatments" will slow to a trickle.

[saint]

I have no choice but to ban Drew from these forums.

I like frogs.

Now, where's that ban button . . .

Just one.  I've gotta warn you, though....it'll be on your head........everytime saint administers an "adjustment", I cut down a tree and step on a frog in reprisal.....although I never told him, and now he knows it....mebbe the "treatments" will slow to a trickle.

[Apollo]

Yeah he came round to my house and slept with my wife and then kicked my @ss when I got to a thousand posts.

[saint]

We just cuddled.

Yeah he came round to my house and slept with my wife and then kicked my @ss when I got to a thousand posts.

[DrewKaree]

saint, if it helps my case any, everytime I come home from the tree/frog "git 'em back"ing, I always come on  here and send a pm to myself......making especially sure to give this button a few extra presses before I'm done

[Shape D.]

Just wondering, Ive never been kicked, slapped, smacked, or had anyone do anything to my wife. Am I not good enugh? 

Now I know how Mr. Garrison felt. 

[DrewKaree]

It's not that you're not good enough....certainly, you aren't 

It's that you're not loved in the brutal way that FORCES us to love this place for all its quirks and oddities......and not just the ones the people who come here have!

Hey, how's that demo coming along?  Trudging through the snow to the studio, or just writing for when you guys can see the roof and cut a hole to get in? 

[Shape D.]

Hey, how's that demo coming along?  Trudging through the snow to the studio, or just writing for when you guys can see the roof and cut a hole to get in? 

Two of the six songs are finished recording. I'm guessing now it will be about three more weeks till we are done recording. and about a week to mix it.

[Shape D.]

  Post number 300 
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Will someone please smack me around now?

[Sephroth57]

pssh, lightweight =P

*attacks Shape D in KOL PvP*

[danny_galaga]

what's knievel talking about? he's on post 106...