DON'T SELL THE MARTINI!!!!!
When you drink it, you get your TPS back. You're better off keeping your Tiny Plastic Sword! The Dirty Martini is a great drink, 16 adventures, +50 moxy points.
Plus, there is the grogitiny, and cranmopolitan. Pretty potent potatables.
BTW, if anyone has a pregnant mushroom, I'd appreciate a trade...