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[abrannan]

I would be willing to "smith for the clan" but would need some sort of payment as it uses an adventure for me to smith.  Also I would need the supplies as well.  If you run across any asbestos, chrome, linoleum ores be sure to save them.

As one of the Turtle Tamers, I'll need to make use of some of your smithing abilities (I need mineral meat stacks to make certain hats and pants).  I'll be upgrading my smithing abilities in the next day or so to advanced.  We'll talk once I've got some minerals.

[Generic Eric]

I would be willing to "smith for the clan" but would need some sort of payment as it uses an adventure for me to smith.  Also I would need the supplies as well.  If you run across any asbestos, chrome, linoleum ores be sure to save them.

As one of the Turtle Tamers, I'll need to make use of some of your smithing abilities (I need mineral meat stacks to make certain hats and pants).  I'll be upgrading my smithing abilities in the next day or so to advanced.  We'll talk once I've got some minerals.

I have a linoleum meat stack now
I put a hippo skin the clan stash earlier...

I'm the disco guy... what is the specialty of that guy?

Disco Bandit Levels
Disco Bandit Skills

[ChadTower]

I'm going to pick a player at random and kick the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- out of him every day.  I suggest others also kick the ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- out of him.  It gives me a nice sideplot to my adventures.

I choose...  Crypt Keeper.

[Shape D.]

does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.

[ChadTower]

I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.  I can't wait to do it again tomorrow.

[El Bucle]

does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.

50,000 to buy the store.  There's no upkeep unless you plan on advertising so that you can get your store on the front page.

[Shape D.]

I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.  I can't wait to do it again tomorrow.

Is he just some random guy you found?

[mnm1200]

it costs 50,000 to buy one. i don't think it costs anything to maintain it

gah this thread is too active 3 new replies before i could type out this message

[Shape D.]

does anyone know if/what it costs to own/run a store in the mall?

when I hit level 9 I plan on opening a  store and selling just the special foods that a sauceror can make, and spliting the profits w/ the clan. Just wondering if It would be cost effective or not.

50,000 to buy the store.  There's no upkeep unless you plan on advertising so that you can get your store on the front page.

Advertising in that game would be useless. whenever I'm looking for something I search for the item and pay the cheappest cost anyways.

P.S.  when  "Shape_D's special sauce shoppe" opens all members of our clan can buy stuff from me at cost. look for it in about a month I still have to gain three more levels.

[El Bucle]

You plan on selling only sauces?  Why not get someone to combine them with noodles for some easy extra profit?

[Shape D.]

You plan on selling only sauces?  Why not get someone to combine them with noodles for some easy extra profit?

I might, But I'm guessing It would be easier to sell things that not all the other charechters can make. but I might just end up selling food/boose.

[Sephroth57]

only 1 more level and i can make a store! I will probably make that in 2-3 days tops, depends on how much i feel like wasting on the gym or if i feel like questing

[SirPeale]

I'm the disco guy... what is the specialty of that guy?

You too, eh?

[ChadTower]

I don't know but I just kicked the crap out of Crypt Keeper.

[Generic Eric]

ok....among the ores i listed before, i need fermenting powders.  I can use those with my bartender in a box to make schnapps and wines.  offer me a trade of those fermenting powders along with fruits so that i can make the booze to put in to the clan stash

also, don't eat your cottage cheese, save that for when you find anti cheese so you can make a cottage.  same with goat cheese, that way you can combine to make a goat, which is a familiar.

[lokki]

Speaking of Familiars....
What is your favorite Familiars....
I now have
A 17 lb Mosquito
A 1 lb Spooky Pirate
A 3 lb Ghoul Whelp
A 9 lb Cocoabo

I'm currently trying to build up the Cocoabo since I like it's features.
(although they say that they can work against you as well but this hasn't come up yet) .

Any preferences.?

doesn't look like there is a way to trade/sell familiars.....

[xar256]

I have a:

10lb Mosquito
4lb Hanukkimbo Dreidl
and my current favorite:
19lb Cocoabo

I do plan to spend some more time training up the dreidl though to get a better feel for it's special abilities. <They're pretty cool too>

Xar256

[abrannan]

I have an 18 lb Mosquito and a newly hatched Grue.


Fuzzy Dice are next.

[Setabs]

I have a bloody volleyball named.... get this

































   "Wilson(how original)"

He is 7lbs now

[Sephroth57]

Speaking of Familiars....
What is your favorite Familiars....
I now have
A 17 lb Mosquito
A 1 lb Spooky Pirate
A 3 lb Ghoul Whelp
A 9 lb Cocoabo

I'm currently trying to build up the Cocoabo since I like it's features.
(although they say that they can work against you as well but this hasn't come up yet) .

Any preferences.?

doesn't look like there is a way to trade/sell familiars.....

you can trade/sell them but you cant "hatch" them, if you get a familiar item and use it and put it in the terrarium then it becomes untradable

[Generic Eric]

Also, they had a "clan activity" log, that was kinda cool

Whats that? maybe we should invest in one.

sounds good to me

[Shape D.]

Greatest helmet ever
Ancient Saucehelm

    This is one of the Saucehelms of yore. Now it's yores.

    Type: hat
    Power: 50
    Moxie Required: 10
    Cannot be traded.
    Cannot be discarded

    Enchantment:
    Mysticality +7

    (Saucerors only)

[ChadTower]

Dammit, I might not be able to kick Crypt Keeper around today... I am 16 drunk.

[Raleigh]

Did you create Crypt Keeper?  It is kind of odd that someone created an account and never played a turn.

[ChadTower]

Nope... that's odd, too, I hadn't noticed that.  I will have to find a new person to kick around.

[Raleigh]

Didn't really think so.  But somebody must have created the account for a rag doll to beat up on, because why would someone break their hippy stone if they didn't even take a turn.

[lokki]

So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?

[Hiub1]

Hey guys, just applied to the clan. Man this game is great, it kills time at work like nothing else.

[Shape D.]

So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?

Good question. And how do I become not a pooridge packer.

[lokki]

So what is the difference between a pooridge packer and a Normal Member?

Good question. And how do I become not a pooridge packer.

I'm still trying to figure out if being a pooridge packer is a good thing... (although it does not sound good)....

[Shape D.]

I'm still trying to figure out if being a pooridge packer is a good thing... (although it does not sound good)....

Thats why I want to remove it. it sounds bad.

[rampy]

lol... I made you guys pooridge packers, as i needed a new "rank" to allow everyone to have access to the clan activity log (as previously requested)

I guess we can call the rank and file general member something else... lol...

*Shrug*

rampy

PS thanks for the tunes... although I don't think I understand... what character class can play songs and to what effect? (thanks tom)

[Brax]

Songs? Well I know accordian thieves can "buff" other players with their music. The top song is the Ode to Booze. I think I have a few levels before I can play that one.

[Sephroth57]

hey why am i a crappy poorige packer! And when do i get a cool title? =p

[DarkKobold]

I guess we can call the rank and file general member something else... lol...

Oh oh can I be the file?

LOL. Rollover is going on right now. I'm excited and disturbed, all at once.

[Sephroth57]

::waiting for adventures::

[xar256]

Must play KoL.....Must play KoL....<got the shakes bad tonight...>  When will this maintenance ever end?!?

Xar256

[Sephroth57]

its up

[Generic Eric]

I like to quest in the mall, searching for 10 meat items
Also I like to bounty hunt (town -> wrong side of the tracks -> Bounty hunters shack <edit> today was lame, but the past two days I turned a good profit   lihc eye is the only thing that turned a profit, but it was 160 meat, so thats better than nothing.  go to Nothing but Junk in the mall.

Please quest in the mall.  If you offer in game i will return your 10 meat for each item and give you a bonus for your troubles

Looking for the following 10meat items:
fruits & tamatoes (limes are rare)
boxes
picket fences
booze
ice cold beer
fermenting powders
any colored pixel
and pretty much anything that i didn't list
Only 10meat per item though....with the exception of the below
Also, search for dense meat stacks.  I have seen them for 800 to 999. <edit>today its going for 950</edit> I will only trade your meat for 950 on the dense meat stacks

I will trade the meat you pay. and make it worthwhile



just got 17 million meat for a Mr. A. 
in game I am generic_eric as well.

generic_eric is Loathing for the clan  Loath with me!

[Sephroth57]

howd you get the Mr A? you donated?