Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it. It's called pedophilia.
I didn't read it properly, I thought it was just a bunch of poofs. I stand very corrected.
For a minute there, I was gonna have to change my opinion of you and stay VERY VERY VERY far away from you!

Or at least keep my sons VERY VERY VERY far away from you

What'd you say your address was again?
