Author Topic: what do you buy a guy that buys everything he wants, when he wants it? (Read 4563 times)

Hoagie_one · « **on:** November 30, 2004, 04:30:01 pm »

All my co-workers and I have this problem every year come this time trying to find out what we are going to go in together to buy the boss.

We get a nice bonus and its the least we can do. but the guy is loaded.

*Sigh*

zaphod · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2004, 04:31:18 pm »

Build him an arcade cabinet?

hulkster · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2004, 04:42:04 pm »

you buy him either a card that says "you make too much money" or you buy him a knowledgeable wife who actually cares about the budget.

ChadTower · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2004, 04:50:11 pm »

Just send a stripper to his house.

SirPoonga · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2004, 05:01:47 pm »

Gift Cards. I'd love to get gift cards. This time of year when DVDs go on sale I tend to buy them. But I put DVDs on my christmas list. So I'd rather get a gift card to get the DVDs I want when I want.

RacerX · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2004, 05:57:16 pm »

How much do you and your coworkers want to spend?

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2004, 06:02:28 pm »

Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.

Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.

You can never have to many hi-cap magazines.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2004, 07:00:41 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on November 30, 2004, 06:02:28 pm

Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.

Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2004, 09:02:27 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on November 30, 2004, 06:02:28 pm

Find out what type of hand gun he has and get him a couple high capacity magazines for it.

Ammo is also good, but a magazine really shows you care.

You can never have to many hi-cap magazines.

OH OH! And depending on how much money you gather, you could get a scope or a laser sight....oooh or one of those folding stock thingy's you were talking about!

SirPoonga · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2004, 11:45:07 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on November 30, 2004, 09:02:27 pm

OH OH! And depending on how much money you gather, you could get a scope or a laser sight....oooh or one of those folding stock thingy's you were talking about!

Also a LAM, M203 Grenade launcher, tactile flashlight, R.I.S. system to put it all on, butt stock ammo holder, silencer (oh wait, that's illegal).

clanggedin · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2004, 12:12:47 am »

You get the guy an autographed picture of YOU. I bet he doesn't have one of those. I'm giving that this year at a party I'm going to this Saturday. I can't wait to see peoples reactions.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2004, 12:28:47 am »

Quote from: clanggedin on December 01, 2004, 12:12:47 am

You get the guy an autographed picture of YOU. I bet he doesn't have one of those. I'm giving that this year at a party I'm going to this Saturday. I can't wait to see peoples reactions.

Bones · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2004, 01:13:23 am »

Give him an adventure.

Take his wallet, mobile phone and pants. Abandon him 200km's from home with nothing but a pair of bongo drums. Money just can't buy experiences like these. (Keep any cash in his wallet, this should cover your expenses.)

DrewKaree · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2004, 06:58:02 am »

Oh, and I almost forgot....you could give him a kick in the ass. Only problem with those is that they're so hard to wrap

danny_galaga · « **Reply #14 on:** December 01, 2004, 09:27:11 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on December 01, 2004, 06:58:02 am

Oh, and I almost forgot....you could give him a kick in the ass.

hulkster · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2004, 11:08:16 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on December 01, 2004, 01:13:23 am

Give him an adventure.

Take his wallet, mobile phone and pants. Abandon him 200km's from home with nothing but a pair of bongo drums. Money just can't buy experiences like these. (Keep any cash in his wallet, this should cover your expenses.)

nice...very funny.

fredster · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2004, 01:15:10 pm »

Alcohol.

You can never have enough Alcohol.

Hoagie_one · « **Reply #17 on:** December 01, 2004, 01:56:38 pm »

you guys are useless, lol

abrannan · « **Reply #18 on:** December 01, 2004, 03:17:56 pm »

Obviously you've got to get him something non-material. Donate to his charity of choice in his name, that sort of thing.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #19 on:** December 01, 2004, 03:22:26 pm »

What, you want all our gifts for yourself, Hoagie ?

mmmPeanutButter · « **Reply #20 on:** December 01, 2004, 03:23:05 pm »

Quote from: abrannan on December 01, 2004, 03:17:56 pm

Obviously you've got to get him something non-material. Donate to his charity of choice in his name, that sort of thing.

Donate money in his name to the Human Fund.

"money for people"

(seinfeld reference for those living under a rock)

ChadTower · « **Reply #21 on:** December 01, 2004, 03:29:11 pm »

Buy a bunch of phone cards for soldiers in his name. Donate some money to the Salvation Army in his name. Sponsor a bunch of kids in a Christmas wish list charity. This isn't that hard. If he already has everything he clearly doesn't need whatever you can give him.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #22 on:** December 01, 2004, 04:06:33 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 01, 2004, 03:29:11 pm

Buy a bunch of phone cards for soldiers in his name.

I'm not positive, but I THINK AT&T is making this possible - I thought I heard somewhere that they're like the only ones providing or able to provide service to the troops in their camps.

clanggedin · « **Reply #23 on:** December 01, 2004, 06:55:47 pm »

Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #24 on:** December 01, 2004, 07:05:43 pm »

Quote from: clanggedin on December 01, 2004, 06:55:47 pm

Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.

BEST

SUGGESTION

EVER

Magnet_Eye · « **Reply #25 on:** December 01, 2004, 07:41:15 pm »

pool all the money and donate to a good charity...like ME!

i certainly need some extra dough to pay the rent this month..not to mention my car isnt running or registered. so, pm me for my address or paypal account to get the ball rolling.

thank you all soooo much!

MERRY XMAS!

maraxle · « **Reply #26 on:** December 01, 2004, 11:43:00 pm »

If he buys everything he wants, simply buy him something he doesn't want, like a tie that looks like a fish, one of those inflatable couches, or a case of scratch-n-sniff stickers.

danny_galaga · « **Reply #27 on:** December 02, 2004, 12:25:38 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on December 01, 2004, 07:05:43 pm

Quote from: clanggedin on December 01, 2004, 06:55:47 pm
Donate to NAMBLA in his name then make sure you email a photo of the receipt to everyone in the company.
BEST

SUGGESTION

EVER

Bones · « **Reply #28 on:** December 02, 2004, 07:39:53 am »

I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........

Not that there's anything wrong with it.....

NIVO · « **Reply #29 on:** December 02, 2004, 08:06:32 am »

Food.....no man turns down a steak. Technically every new one he eats, he doesnt already have(just the previous ones trapped in his sphincter)

ChadTower · « **Reply #30 on:** December 02, 2004, 09:32:43 am »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on December 02, 2004, 07:39:53 am

I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........

Not that there's anything wrong with it.....

Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it. It's called pedophilia.

Anyway, there are a LOT of charities that buy the cards and send them directly to soldiers. Don't bother with the big company "we skim 50% off the top" garbage.

Dartful Dodger · « **Reply #31 on:** December 02, 2004, 01:08:02 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 02, 2004, 09:32:43 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on December 02, 2004, 07:39:53 am
I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........

Not that there's anything wrong with it.....

Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it.

GGKoul · « **Reply #32 on:** December 02, 2004, 02:47:53 pm »

Whats wrong with NAMBLA?

North
American
Marlon
Brando
Look
Alikes

ChadTower · « **Reply #33 on:** December 02, 2004, 04:45:46 pm »

Quote from: Dartful Dodger on December 02, 2004, 01:08:02 pm

Thank you ChadTower, if my bosses are spying on my internet activity, I don't need to have viewing pedophilia related websites to the list of cr@p I do while at work.

Bones · « **Reply #34 on:** December 02, 2004, 08:05:44 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on December 02, 2004, 09:32:43 am

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on December 02, 2004, 07:39:53 am
I had to look NAMBLA up, I had never heard of it. Ohh deer........

Not that there's anything wrong with it.....

Yes, there absolutely freakin' IS something wrong with it.

clanggedin · « **Reply #35 on:** December 02, 2004, 10:26:49 pm »

There is also a South Park episode that explains what NAMBLA is. I think it's season 1 or 2. Watch that and you'll get a good idea.

Pacific Ripper · « **Reply #36 on:** December 03, 2004, 01:40:05 am »

Inflatable sheep! I bet he doesn't have one of those!

danny_galaga · « **Reply #37 on:** December 04, 2004, 09:56:28 am »

or how about inflatable hands?

Pacific Ripper · « **Reply #38 on:** December 04, 2004, 10:33:08 am »

Does it have a kung fu grip? If so, yeah, that might be useful.

Brax · « **Reply #39 on:** December 04, 2004, 12:24:47 pm »

How about one of these?

http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/inside_the_mind_of_gloria/2004/12/crocheted_vagin.html


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Author Topic: what do you buy a guy that buys everything he wants, when he wants it? (Read 4563 times)

maraxle