lol@certificate for a facial... i can imagine how well that would go over with my conservative girlfriend, she would think I was being perverted.
DVD player is having problems with the digital audio, so Im buying a new DVD player for mine, then kitchen supplies (getting them from William Sonoma, expensive as hell, but nothing says love like a $300 dollar knife set, and thats the cheaper ones, they go up to $999 easy)
Good luck!