Quote from my favorite movie.....
"Wake up sucka. We're thieves and we're bad guys, thats exactly what we are. We gotta find our own way."
"Dawn of the Dead" ??
I got a couple:
1)"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*ck!ng big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the f*ck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p!$$!ng your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*ck3d-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"
2)Cab Dispatcher: Why do you want to drive a cab?
Cab Driver: I can't sleep at nights.
Cab Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.