Author Topic: Let's lighten things up a little. (Read 13124 times)

Edgedamage · « **on:** March 12, 2004, 10:45:34 am »

Let's play movie lines.

In my Personal Text line can anyone guess which movie that line was used in.

"chi chi get the yeyo"

Zathras · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2004, 10:50:34 am »

Scarface

Ok lemme think of one. Oh well the first thing that pops into my head is an easy one:

"Truck? What truck?"

JackTucky · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2004, 10:56:04 am »

Raiders of the Lost Ark

You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life

Stingray · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2004, 11:14:38 am »

One of the Cheech & Chong movies, don't remember which one.

"Are you just telling us what we want to hear?"
"No sir, no way."
"Because we just want to hear the truth."
"Well, I guess I am telling you what you want to hear."
"Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?"

-S

Edgedamage · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2004, 11:26:58 am »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 11:14:38 am

One of the Cheech & Chong movies, don't remember which one.

"Are you just telling us what we want to hear?"
"No sir, no way."
"Because we just want to hear the truth."
"Well, I guess I am telling you what you want to hear."
"Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?"

-S

#1 cheech & chong up in smoke.

#2 A few good men??

Here's one "I want your clothes your boots and your motorcycle"

JackTucky · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2004, 11:31:51 am »

EdgeDamage:

Terminator.

We still need to answer that other one. Is FGM correct?

nighthawk2099 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2004, 11:57:23 am »

No FGM isn't correct, I beleave it was from Raising Arizona.

When Cage was meeting with the parole board.

Edgedamage · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:05:57 pm »

I think you are right. Ok new one:
"For six years I hid this watch up ---my bottom---"

JamesS · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:12:17 pm »

Pulp Fiction.

"Game Over Man, Game Over."

Luxury · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:17:43 pm »

Quote from: JamesS on March 12, 2004, 12:12:17 pm

"Game Over Man, Game Over."

Aliens

"I don't roll on Shabbos!"

_Iz- · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:35:04 pm »

How about this one...

Two Dollars! I want my two dollars!

Stingray · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:41:38 pm »

Quote from: nighthawk2099 on March 12, 2004, 11:57:23 am

No FGM isn't correct, I beleave it was from Raising Arizona.

When Cage was meeting with the parole board.

Yep, that's it.

-S

APFelon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:44:38 pm »

Quote from: _Iz- on March 12, 2004, 12:35:04 pm

How about this one...

Two Dollars! I want my two dollars!

Better off Dead.

APf

_Iz- · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2004, 12:46:12 pm »

Quote from: APFelon on March 12, 2004, 12:44:38 pm

Quote from: _Iz- on March 12, 2004, 12:35:04 pm
How about this one...

Two Dollars! I want my two dollars!

Better off Dead.

APf

I love that movie!

Nailz · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:00:22 pm »

"light speed is too slow, prepare for ..... Ludicrous speed!"

Luxury · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:03:18 pm »

Quote from: Nailz on March 12, 2004, 01:00:22 pm

"light speed is too slow, prepare for ..... Ludicrous speed!"

Space Balls

Stingray · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:04:51 pm »

Since Luxury didn't post one, I will.

"From Hell's grasp, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, my last breath I spit at thee!"

-S

Luxury · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:09:17 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:04:51 pm

Since Luxury didn't post one, I will.

actually i did post one that hasnt been answered yet. Scroll up

Edgedamage · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:11:01 pm »

new one:
"You are an observer here!"

Stingray · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:15:03 pm »

Missed that one Luxury. The Big Lebowski. I love that movie!

-S

bionicbadger · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:17:19 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:04:51 pm

Since Luxury didn't post one, I will.

"From Hell's grasp, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, my last breath I spit at thee!"

-S

Star Trek 6

"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me."

_Iz- · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:21:31 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:04:51 pm

Since Luxury didn't post one, I will.

"From Hell's grasp, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, my last breath I spit at thee!"

-S

StarTrek - The Wrath of Khan

Stingray · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:25:04 pm »

_Iz- is correct: Star Trek 2, not 6. From the over the top Kahn death scene. Bionic Badger, yours is from Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

-S

Luxury · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:25:41 pm »

Quote

"You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then... spank me."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"On the run from Johnny Law... ain't no trip to Cleveland."

Stingray · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:26:23 pm »

Whoops, forgot to post one.

"How do I know it's really you?"
"You're an a**hole."
"Okay"

-S

Nailz · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:30:09 pm »

Man, I am no good with some of these lines, but oh well, here's another....

"Badges? We don't need no steeenking badges!"

Luxury · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:34:49 pm »

Quote

Badges? We don't need no steeenking badges!"

"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Just watched this movie 2 weeks ago for the first time.

also from a LOT of movies including Blazing Saddles.

PacManFan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:46:32 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:26:23 pm

Whoops, forgot to post one.

"How do I know it's really you?"
"You're an a**hole."
"Okay"

-S

Wolverine from X-Men

-PMF

Nailz · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:52:19 pm »

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

_Iz- · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:55:23 pm »

Quote from: Nailz on March 12, 2004, 01:52:19 pm

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Easy one, Army of Darkness

Edgedamage · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:55:27 pm »

Quote from: Nailz on March 12, 2004, 01:52:19 pm

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Army of darkness

Luxury · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:55:36 pm »

Quote from: Nailz on March 12, 2004, 01:52:19 pm

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Army of Darkness.

bionicbadger · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:57:27 pm »

"What was that for? "

"Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice."

Nailz · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2004, 01:58:17 pm »

Ok, ok, too easy, I keep forgetting this site is full of geeks like me.

Luxury · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:00:35 pm »

Quote from: bionicbadger on March 12, 2004, 01:57:27 pm

"What was that for? "

"Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice."

Princess Bride

"If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory"

_Iz- · « **Reply #35 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:14:32 pm »

Quote

"If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory"

Putting all the words from this quote into a google search produces some really interesting hits. The first one is for a dating service! What could all those words possibly have to do with the singles scene?

PS, if you search as a quote (all words inside "") then you get the movie Top Secret!. If you just put all the words in Google with no quotes around then you get very unusual hits...

Luxury · « **Reply #36 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:23:34 pm »

cheater

ErikRuud · « **Reply #37 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:38:13 pm »

Quote

cheater

Maverick "My old pappy always used to say, "there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater"

And now to continue the thread,

"There's been a little complication with my complication "

Stingray · « **Reply #38 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:39:09 pm »

No more google cheating! (as if there's any way to enforce this rule)

"How can a blind man be a lookout?"

-S

ErikRuud · « **Reply #39 on:** March 12, 2004, 02:43:42 pm »

No Google cheating here.

The Return of the Pink Panther - "That is impossible. How can a blind man be a lookout?"

Another one from me,

"There's a 68.71% chance you're right"

Luxury · « **Reply #40 on:** March 12, 2004, 03:21:34 pm »

New one.

"If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. "

ErikRuud · « **Reply #41 on:** March 12, 2004, 03:29:33 pm »

Quote

If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates

Willy Wonka

Another,

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

SNAAAKE · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2004, 04:51:34 pm »

Here is the funniest clip ever.

"Mmm Mmmmmm B!TCH"

http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/201_jackson.html

CitznFish · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2004, 06:13:06 pm »

line:

"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"

Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

rampy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2004, 06:22:19 pm »

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubble gum

(and no NOT duke nuke'em)

another one:

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

rampy

SpamMe · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2004, 06:28:58 pm »

Quote from: rampy on March 12, 2004, 06:22:19 pm

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

Cool hand luke.

abrannan · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2004, 07:09:25 pm »

Quote from: rampy on March 12, 2004, 06:22:19 pm

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubble gum

(and no NOT duke nuke'em)

They Live

[quote}

another one:

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

Quote

already answered as Cool hand Luke

Quote

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

rampy

Full Metal Jacket

My quote:

Chris: Kent put his name on his license plate?
Mitch: My mother does the same thing with my underwear.
Chris: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

abrannan · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2004, 07:10:23 pm »

Quote from: ErikRuud on March 12, 2004, 02:43:42 pm

Another one from me,

"There's a 68.71% chance you're right"

Tron, I think? I had a movie quote wav file of that once.

Luxury · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2004, 07:32:09 pm »

Quote from: CitznFish on March 12, 2004, 06:13:06 pm

line:

"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"

Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

already posted this quote on page 1 (still hasnt been answered. maybe you can citzn!

) my all time favorite movie as well.

Luxury · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2004, 07:34:39 pm »

Quote from: abrannan on March 12, 2004, 07:09:25 pm

My quote:

Chris: Kent put his name on his license plate?
Mitch: My mother does the same thing with my underwear.
Chris: Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?

Real Genius

New one:

"So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!" "

crashwg · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2004, 10:31:42 pm »

"...all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit!"

from my favorite movie

GGKoul · « **Reply #51 on:** March 13, 2004, 02:04:47 am »

Here's one from a Canadian Classic:

"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven,
eh? Now he's not here, and I got two soakers... This isn't heaven,
this sucks!"

GGKoul · « **Reply #52 on:** March 13, 2004, 02:21:01 am »

http://www.awesomefilm.com/

Have a look.

colopioneers · « **Reply #53 on:** March 13, 2004, 03:42:44 am »

OK, here's yet another one...my damn brother in law is bugging me to put something up....

"Nope, I'm going to retire. I'm going down to sunny Florida and sit in the sun with my son."

SirPoonga · « **Reply #54 on:** March 13, 2004, 03:55:47 am »

Quote from: Nailz on March 12, 2004, 01:30:09 pm

Man, I am no good with some of these lines, but oh well, here's another....

"Badges? We don't need no steeenking badges!"

This can also be Blazing Saddles.

Here's a couple for ya, should be easy.

"God Creates Dinosaurs. God destroys Dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man .Woman inherits the earth."

"A hospital . . what is it?
Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."

I'll give you my two favorite quotes form this movie.
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
"Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
It's too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that!"

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob."

"They're armed.
Armed, armed with what?
Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."

"Give me a name!
Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"

"We just drove 2,460 miles just for a little Roy Walley entertainment. The moose says your closed. I say your open."

"We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak."

"And why would the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

"Look. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground.
I know it, it all sounds like some bad movie."

alright, I had to add a tougher one
"The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out."

CitznFish · « **Reply #55 on:** March 13, 2004, 07:27:42 am »

Quote from: Luxury on March 12, 2004, 07:32:09 pm

Quote from: CitznFish on March 12, 2004, 06:13:06 pm
line:

"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"

Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

already posted this quote on page 1 (still hasnt been answered. maybe you can citzn! ) my all time favorite movie as well.

Holy Krap! So you did! I missed it. Of course it's from Bottle Rocket! I just wish Olsen and Luke would write/star in some sort of sequel.

shmokes · « **Reply #56 on:** March 13, 2004, 11:35:06 am »

I love those high school girls. I keep getting older......and they stay the same age.

abrannan · « **Reply #57 on:** March 13, 2004, 09:43:33 pm »

Quote from: SirPoonga on March 13, 2004, 03:55:47 am

Here's a couple for ya, should be easy.

"God Creates Dinosaurs. God destroys Dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man .Woman inherits the earth."

I'll bite on the easy ones:

Jurassic Park

Quote

"A hospital . . what is it?
Its a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. "

Airplane

Quote

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."

Hot Shots (not part Deux)

Quote

I'll give you my two favorite quotes form this movie.
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
"Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
It's too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that!"

Snatch?

Quote

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob."

Office Space

Quote

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."

Dogma

Quote

"We just drove 2,460 miles just for a little Roy Walley entertainment. The moose says your closed. I say your open."

National Lampoon's Vacation

Quote

"And why would the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Quote

"Look. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground.
I know it, it all sounds like some bad movie."

Top Secret

You really like Zucker and Abrahams movies don't you?

My turn for obscure(-ish):

"You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

ErikRuud · « **Reply #58 on:** March 14, 2004, 09:25:45 am »

Abrannan,

Yes that was Tron. That should have been reall easy for everyone here. I'm a little disappointed.

The other two I posted have not been answered.

"There's been a little complication with my complication "

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

Edgedamage · « **Reply #59 on:** March 14, 2004, 09:42:28 am »

Quote from: shmokes on March 13, 2004, 11:35:06 am

I love those high school girls. I keep getting older......and they stay the same age.

Dazed and confused.

Zapper · « **Reply #60 on:** March 14, 2004, 02:16:32 pm »

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

RandyT · « **Reply #61 on:** March 14, 2004, 04:07:58 pm »

Quote from: SirPoonga on March 13, 2004, 03:55:47 am

alright, I had to add a tougher one
"The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out."

The Gods Must Be Crazy?

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

RandyT

Stingray · « **Reply #62 on:** March 14, 2004, 04:20:26 pm »

Quote from: GGKoul on March 13, 2004, 02:04:47 am

Here's one from a Canadian Classic:

"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like heaven,
eh? Now he's not here, and I got two soakers... This isn't heaven,
this sucks!"

Strange Brew.

-S

Luxury · « **Reply #63 on:** March 14, 2004, 05:21:59 pm »

Quote from: crashwg on March 12, 2004, 10:31:42 pm

"...all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit!"

from my favorite movie

Hackers

DarkKobold · « **Reply #64 on:** March 15, 2004, 10:55:12 am »

Quote from: RandyT on March 14, 2004, 04:07:58 pm

Quote from: SirPoonga on March 13, 2004, 03:55:47 am

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

ErikRuud · « **Reply #65 on:** March 15, 2004, 11:09:53 am »

Quote

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

Blade Runner

ErikRuud · « **Reply #66 on:** March 15, 2004, 11:13:53 am »

Quote

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

Full Metal Jacket.

Correct quote.
How tall are you, private?
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- that high.

ErikRuud · « **Reply #67 on:** March 15, 2004, 11:16:06 am »

Quote

You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

ErikRuud · « **Reply #68 on:** March 15, 2004, 11:22:12 am »

Quote

You are an observer here!

Black Rain

shmokes · « **Reply #69 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:05:30 pm »

"I've got a love that makes me more powerful than anything you can possibly imagine. Now I'd say 'that's that' Matress Man."

"Have you talked to the police?"

"No"

"Alright, that's that...."

"...Now get out of here you f*&%g pervert!"

"DIDN'T I WARN YOU?"

"That's that...."

shmokes · « **Reply #70 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:11:54 pm »

"Hold me."

"...I can't"

shmokes · « **Reply #71 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:16:54 pm »

"You're gonna look mighty funny tryin' t'eat Corn on the cob with NO F*%#*N' TEETH"

Edgedamage · « **Reply #72 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:40:00 pm »

Quote from: ErikRuud on March 15, 2004, 11:22:12 am

Quote
You are an observer here!

Black Rain

Ding Ding we have a winner!!

Edgedamage · « **Reply #73 on:** March 15, 2004, 07:41:57 pm »

Here's one:
"Oh finchy"

HaRuMaN · « **Reply #74 on:** March 15, 2004, 09:30:24 pm »

Quote from: Edgedamage on March 15, 2004, 07:41:57 pm

Here's one:
"Oh finchy"

That'd have to be an American Pie, I would think

DrewKaree · « **Reply #75 on:** March 15, 2004, 09:59:08 pm »

I haven't answered ANY of these, but I was watching something tonight and saw a hilarious variation on the "sharpest tool in the shed, elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, lights are on but nobody's home" thing.

"I do believe this boy's cheese done slid of his cracker"

Even my WIFE laughed, so it's gotta be funny.

Oldskool · « **Reply #76 on:** March 15, 2004, 10:16:45 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on March 15, 2004, 07:16:54 pm

"You're gonna look mighty funny tryin' t'eat Corn on the cob with NO F*%#*N' TEETH"

Blues Brothers. My Fave.

How about: "F*cking machine took my quarter".

HaRuMaN · « **Reply #77 on:** March 15, 2004, 10:34:36 pm »

How about:

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

Zapper · « **Reply #78 on:** March 16, 2004, 02:58:06 am »

"The Nightrider. That is his name... the Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky!"

RandyT · « **Reply #79 on:** March 16, 2004, 03:52:06 am »

Quote from: DarkKobold on March 15, 2004, 10:55:12 am

Quote from: RandyT on March 14, 2004, 04:07:58 pm

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

You got it ! I was starting to wonder if I was the only one odd enough to enjoy that film

RandyT

ErikRuud · « **Reply #80 on:** March 16, 2004, 09:46:42 am »

Quote

"The Nightrider. That is his name... the Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky!"

Mad Max

ErikRuud · « **Reply #81 on:** March 16, 2004, 09:48:52 am »

Quote

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist

Princess Bride, which was already quoted in this thread.

ErikRuud · « **Reply #82 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:01:37 am »

Shmokes,

You got me on two of those. I think I figured out where the "Matress Man" quote came from but I had to do a search to find it, so I won't post it.

I have no clue on the ""Hold Me" one.

nipsmg · « **Reply #83 on:** March 16, 2004, 11:14:08 am »

My favorite quote:

I did have a test today. That wasn't ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. That still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

RandyT · « **Reply #84 on:** March 16, 2004, 11:19:38 am »

Quote from: nipsmg on March 16, 2004, 11:14:08 am

My favorite quote:

I did have a test today. That wasn't ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. That still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.

Ferris Beuller's (sp?) Day Off.

ErikRuud · « **Reply #85 on:** March 16, 2004, 11:33:48 am »

Quote

"So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"

Vegas Vacation???

ErikRuud · « **Reply #86 on:** March 16, 2004, 11:35:17 am »

No one has taken a shot at these two that I posted.

"There's been a little complication with my complication "

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

Can you tell that I watch too many movies!

Luxury · « **Reply #87 on:** March 16, 2004, 01:20:53 pm »

Quote from: ErikRuud on March 16, 2004, 11:33:48 am

Quote
"So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"

Vegas Vacation???

yessir!

And the "Hold Me" quote is from Edward Scissorhands.

New one:

"The last time you saw me I was bald, beard with no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended "

ErikRuud · « **Reply #88 on:** March 16, 2004, 01:44:05 pm »

Edward Scissorhands!!! I should have got that one!

Quote

The last time you saw me I was bald, beard with no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended

I'm ashamed that I know this one.

Hudson Hawk

Luxury · « **Reply #89 on:** March 16, 2004, 01:49:34 pm »

No need to be ashamed. I love that movie! so much better than people give it credit for.

New one:

"An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical."

Luxury · « **Reply #90 on:** March 16, 2004, 02:03:03 pm »

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo. "

ErikRuud · « **Reply #91 on:** March 16, 2004, 02:15:56 pm »

These are getting easier.

Quote

An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical

Our Man Flint

Quote

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo

Fletch

I am going to take a break and let some others play, while I wait for someone to tak a stab at my two quotes.

Zapper · « **Reply #92 on:** March 16, 2004, 02:52:17 pm »

"The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

HaRuMaN · « **Reply #93 on:** March 16, 2004, 09:36:59 pm »

I got one for you all...

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

Luxury · « **Reply #94 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:09:39 pm »

Quote from: HarumaN on March 16, 2004, 09:36:59 pm

I got one for you all...

"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

Dune

cj1 · « **Reply #95 on:** March 16, 2004, 10:34:12 pm »

Quote from: Zapper on March 16, 2004, 02:52:17 pm

"The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

Smokey and the Bandit (?)

/back to lurking...

knuttz · « **Reply #96 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:35:25 am »

Quote from my favorite movie.....

"Wake up sucka. We're thieves and we're bad guys, thats exactly what we are. We gotta find our own way."

G@M3FR3@K · « **Reply #97 on:** March 17, 2004, 05:08:16 am »

Quote from: knuttz on March 17, 2004, 03:35:25 am

Quote from my favorite movie.....

"Wake up sucka. We're thieves and we're bad guys, thats exactly what we are. We gotta find our own way."

"Dawn of the Dead" ??

I got a couple:

1)"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*ck!ng big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the f*ck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p!$$!ng your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*ck3d-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

2)Cab Dispatcher: Why do you want to drive a cab?
Cab Driver: I can't sleep at nights.
Cab Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.

abrannan · « **Reply #98 on:** March 17, 2004, 12:06:30 pm »

Quote from: ErikRuud on March 16, 2004, 11:35:17 am

No one has taken a shot at these two that I posted.

"There's been a little complication with my complication "

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

Can you tell that I watch too many movies!

Fine, if you're going to keep whining about it...
Brazil and Wizards, respectively.

ErikRuud · « **Reply #99 on:** March 17, 2004, 02:19:36 pm »

Yay!!

I was getting worried, I was beginning to think they were to geeky even for this crowd.

Buddabing · « **Reply #100 on:** March 17, 2004, 02:49:50 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:04:51 pm

Since Luxury didn't post one, I will.

"From Hell's grasp, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, my last breath I spit at thee!"

-S

Moby Dick.

My personal favorite:

"Eeeeeeeee-yeah....."

abrannan · « **Reply #101 on:** March 17, 2004, 03:51:24 pm »

Quote from: G@M3FR3@K on March 17, 2004, 05:08:16 am

I got a couple:

1)"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*ck!ng big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the f*ck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, p!$$!ng your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*ck3d-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

2)Cab Dispatcher: Why do you want to drive a cab?
Cab Driver: I can't sleep at nights.
Cab Dispatcher: There's porno theaters for that.

1) Trainspotting

2) Taxi Driver

Quote: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!

shmokes · « **Reply #102 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:40:38 pm »

"Oh, and Senator? Just one more thing..........love your suit."

This was hard to choose, as there are about a thousand brilliant lines from this movie. Everyone's seen it, though. You'll get it in no time.

Good job on Edward Scissorhands. Mattress man is still up for grabs. It's from memory, so it's probably somewhat paraphrased.

shmokes · « **Reply #103 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:44:16 pm »

Both of these are from the same movie, but I couldn't resist:

"I'll be as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."
"I want you to be as quiet as an ant thinking about pissing on cotton."

And:

"Don't you want to hear my last words?"
"I just did!"

shmokes · « **Reply #104 on:** March 17, 2004, 11:47:50 pm »

Oh, tell me about an ambush?? Tell me about an ambush?! I ambushed you with a f***n' coffee cup!!

knuttz · « **Reply #105 on:** March 18, 2004, 01:25:10 am »

Nice joy G@M3FR3@K. I thought mine would be hard but you got it in no time. I was going to put the "no more room in hell" quote but I thought it would be too easy what with the remake coming out on Friday and all.

abrannan · « **Reply #106 on:** March 18, 2004, 08:47:44 am »

Quote from: shmokes on March 17, 2004, 11:40:38 pm

"Oh, and Senator? Just one more thing..........love your suit."

Silence of the Lambs

bionicbadger · « **Reply #107 on:** March 18, 2004, 10:36:50 am »

Quote from: abrannan on March 17, 2004, 03:51:24 pm

Quote: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!

The Fifth Element

"I'm going to Bombay to break into show business. "
"You don't go to Bombay to break into show business. You go to Hollywood. "
"Oh, sure, if you want to do it the EASY way. "

Edgedamage · « **Reply #108 on:** March 18, 2004, 10:53:23 am »

Bollywood?

bionicbadger · « **Reply #109 on:** March 18, 2004, 10:59:39 am »

Quote from: Edgedamage on March 18, 2004, 10:53:23 am

Bollywood?

nope

lokki · « **Reply #110 on:** March 18, 2004, 03:01:36 pm »

Quote from: bionicbadger on March 18, 2004, 10:36:50 am

Quote from: abrannan on March 17, 2004, 03:51:24 pm

Quote: Look at my fingers: four stones, four crates. Zero stones? ZERO CRATES!

The Fifth Element

"I'm going to Bombay to break into show business. "
"You don't go to Bombay to break into show business. You go to Hollywood. "
"Oh, sure, if you want to do it the EASY way. "

The muppets movie. Love Gonzo...

abrannan · « **Reply #111 on:** March 18, 2004, 06:13:15 pm »

DeNiro fan much, Shmokes?

shmokes · « **Reply #112 on:** March 19, 2004, 12:41:25 am »

Yeah, I like DeNiro quite a bit. He doesn't really do anything challenging anymore. That's okay, I don't blame him. If I had already accomplished what he has I'd totally take it easy, kind of semi-retire. He still makes some pretty decent movies like Ronin and The Score (and some crap like the Analyze movies and Rocky and Bullwinkle), but nothing like he used to.

allroy1975 · « **Reply #113 on:** March 24, 2004, 12:26:00 am »

Quote from: shmokes on March 17, 2004, 11:40:38 pm

Mattress man is still up for grabs. It's from memory, so it's probably somewhat paraphrased.

Punch Drunk Love! The only adam sandler movie I've liked so far! (ducks)

"Cut! Perfect."

Allroy

Shieldwolf · « **Reply #114 on:** March 24, 2004, 11:45:39 am »

did you see what gawd just did to us?

ErikRuud · « **Reply #115 on:** March 26, 2004, 01:16:08 pm »

"Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead. "

allroy1975 · « **Reply #116 on:** March 26, 2004, 05:09:34 pm »

Quote from: Oldskool on March 15, 2004, 10:16:45 pm

Quote from: shmokes on March 15, 2004, 07:16:54 pm
"You're gonna look mighty funny tryin' t'eat Corn on the cob with NO F*%#*N' TEETH"

Blues Brothers. My Fave.

How about: "F*cking machine took my quarter".

I don't think anyone go this one..but geez from your pic and stuff it should be obvious! Slap Shot!

Oldskool · « **Reply #117 on:** March 28, 2004, 09:34:10 pm »

Quote

I don't think anyone go this one..but geez from your pic and stuff it should be obvious! Slap Shot!

Finally.

Brax · « **Reply #118 on:** March 29, 2004, 06:10:41 pm »

An easy one, but a great movie so I had to!

LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

allroy1975 · « **Reply #119 on:** March 29, 2004, 10:52:03 pm »

SpaceBalls!

uhh...that thing up there from me was a quote.... it was:

"Cut! Perfect!"

ErikRuud · « **Reply #120 on:** April 05, 2004, 03:51:46 pm »

The actual quote is:

Quote

Cut! That was perfect!

Ed Wood

Brax · « **Reply #121 on:** April 08, 2004, 08:42:56 pm »

My favorite quote.... and how I seem to live my life:

You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back.

shmokes · « **Reply #122 on:** April 08, 2004, 09:30:11 pm »

Gattaca (or something)

Nightmare03 · « **Reply #123 on:** April 09, 2004, 11:41:27 pm »

Ok i got a easy one,

"everything that has a beginning has an end."

SirPeale · « **Reply #124 on:** April 11, 2004, 09:40:38 am »

The Matrix: Revolutions

"If you should be fighting, and suddenly find yourself in the Elysian Fields...Do not be afraid...for you are already dead!"

shmokes · « **Reply #125 on:** April 11, 2004, 04:36:02 pm »

Gladiator

"Luke, I am your father"

SirPeale · « **Reply #126 on:** April 12, 2004, 10:26:05 am »

Quote from: shmokes on April 11, 2004, 04:36:02 pm

"Luke, I am your father"

Gigli.

"She's in Hell, you know. Doing it over and over and over. That's what Hell is, you know. Repetition.

delta88 · « **Reply #127 on:** April 12, 2004, 11:08:45 am »

" dude, where'd you learn that?"

"grand theft auto for PS2"

"man can I borrow that?"
"sure"
"well all I have is gamecast.."
"well theres gamecude and dreamcast.?."
"man!, I said gamecast!.. "

Apollo · « **Reply #128 on:** April 14, 2004, 11:31:58 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on March 12, 2004, 01:26:23 pm

Whoops, forgot to post one.

"How do I know it's really you?"
"You're an a**hole."
"Okay"

-S

Actually Wolverine says " you're a dick"


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