Let's lighten things up a little.

[Luxury]

New one.  

"If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. "

[ErikRuud]

If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates

Willy Wonka

Another,

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

[SNAAAKE]

Here is the funniest clip ever.

"Mmm Mmmmmm B!TCH"


http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.php?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s2/201_jackson.html

[CitznFish]

line:


"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"


Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

[rampy]

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubble gum

(and no NOT duke nuke'em)

another one:

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

rampy

[SpamMe]

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

Cool hand luke.

[abrannan]

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubble gum

(and no NOT duke nuke'em)

They Live

[quote}

another one:

What we've got here... is failure to communicate.... you get what we had here last week,, which is the way he wants it... I don't like it any more than you men...

already answered as Cool hand Luke

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

rampy

Full Metal Jacket



My quote:

Chris: Kent put his name on his license plate?
Mitch: My mother does the same thing with my underwear.
Chris:  Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?  How do you sit?

[abrannan]

Another one from me,

"There's a 68.71% chance you're right"

Tron, I think?  I had a movie quote wav file of that once.

[Luxury]

line:


"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"


Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

already posted this quote on page 1 (still hasnt been answered.  maybe you can citzn!   )  my all time favorite movie as well.  

[Luxury]

My quote:

Chris: Kent put his name on his license plate?
Mitch: My mother does the same thing with my underwear.
Chris:  Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?  How do you sit?

Real Genius

New one:

"So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!" "

[crashwg]

"...all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit!"

from my favorite movie

[GGKoul]

Here's one from a Canadian Classic:

"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like  heaven,
eh?  Now he's not here, and I got two soakers...   This isn't heaven,
this sucks!"

[GGKoul]

http://www.awesomefilm.com/

Have a look.

[colopioneers]

OK, here's yet another one...my damn brother in law is bugging me to put something up....

"Nope, I'm going to retire.  I'm going down to sunny Florida and sit in the sun with my son."  

[SirPoonga]

Man, I am no good with some of these lines, but oh well, here's another....

"Badges?  We don't need no steeenking badges!"

This can also be Blazing Saddles.



Here's a couple for ya, should be easy.

"God Creates Dinosaurs.  God destroys Dinosaurs.  God creates man.  Man destroys god.  Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man  .Woman inherits the earth."


"A hospital . . what is it?
Its a big building with patients, but that's not  important right now.  "


"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."


I'll give you my two favorite quotes form this movie.
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
"Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
It's too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that!"


"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob."


"They're armed.
Armed, armed with what?
Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"


"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."


"Give me a name!
Weren't your parents supposed to do that?"


"We just drove 2,460 miles just for a little Roy Walley entertainment. The moose says your closed. I say your open."


"We'd have more luck playing pick-up sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak."


"And why would the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."


"Look. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground.
I know it, it all sounds like some bad movie."


alright, I had to add a tougher one
"The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out."

[CitznFish]

line:


"On the run from Johhny Law. Ain't no trip to Cleveland"


Name the movie. (Only the greatest movie ever made!)

already posted this quote on page 1 (still hasnt been answered.  maybe you can citzn!   )  my all time favorite movie as well.  

Holy Krap! So you did! I missed it. Of course it's from Bottle Rocket!   I just wish Olsen and Luke would write/star in some sort of sequel.

[shmokes]

I love those high school girls.  I keep getting older......and they stay the same age.

[abrannan]

Here's a couple for ya, should be easy.

"God Creates Dinosaurs.  God destroys Dinosaurs.  God creates man.  Man destroys god.  Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man  .Woman inherits the earth."

I'll bite on the easy ones:

Jurassic Park

"A hospital . . what is it?
Its a big building with patients, but that's not  important right now.  "

Airplane

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? You walk him, and pitch to the rhino."

Hot Shots (not part Deux)

I'll give you my two favorite quotes form this movie.
"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
"Why are we stopped here? Whats wrong with that spot?
It's too tight.
Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that!"

Snatch?

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been 'missing' it Bob."

Office Space

"Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey."

Dogma

"We just drove 2,460 miles just for a little Roy Walley entertainment. The moose says your closed. I say your open."

National Lampoon's Vacation

"And why would the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

"Look. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the leader of the French underground.
I know it, it all sounds like some bad movie."

Top Secret



You really like Zucker and Abrahams movies don't you?



My turn for obscure(-ish):

"You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."

[ErikRuud]

Abrannan,

Yes that was Tron.  That should have been reall easy for everyone here.  I'm a little disappointed.

The other two I posted have not been answered.

"There's been a little complication with my complication "

"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b@#$h! "

[Edgedamage]

I love those high school girls.  I keep getting older......and they stay the same age.

Dazed and confused.

[Zapper]

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

[RandyT]

alright, I had to add a tougher one
"The rhino is the self appointed fire prevention officer. When he sees a fire, he rushes in and stamps it out."

The Gods Must Be Crazy?


"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.  The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

RandyT

[Stingray]

Here's one from a Canadian Classic:

"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer was like  heaven,
eh?  Now he's not here, and I got two soakers...   This isn't heaven,
this sucks!"

Strange Brew.

-S

[Luxury]

"...all great artists that asphyxiated on their own vomit!"

from my favorite movie

Hackers

[DarkKobold]

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.  The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

[ErikRuud]

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

Blade Runner

[ErikRuud]

One more: (paraphrased)
"how tall are you gomer pile"?
"6 foot ...something..."
"I didn't know they piled sh#t that high"

Full Metal Jacket.

Correct quote.
How tall are you, private?
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- that high.

[ErikRuud]

You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

[ErikRuud]

You are an observer here!

Black Rain  

[shmokes]

"I've got a love that makes me more powerful than anything you can possibly imagine.  Now I'd say 'that's that' Matress Man."

"Have you talked to the police?"

"No"

"Alright, that's that...."

"...Now get out of here you f*&%g pervert!"

"DIDN'T I WARN YOU?"

"That's that...."

[shmokes]

"Hold me."

"...I can't"

[shmokes]

"You're gonna look mighty funny tryin' t'eat Corn on the cob with NO F*%#*N' TEETH"

[Edgedamage]

You are an observer here!

Black Rain  

Ding Ding we have a winner!!

[Edgedamage]

Here's one:
"Oh finchy"

[HaRuMaN]

Here's one:
"Oh finchy"

That'd have to be an American Pie, I would think

[DrewKaree]

I haven't answered ANY of these, but I was watching something tonight and saw a hilarious variation on the "sharpest tool in the shed, elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor, lights are on but nobody's home" thing.  

"I do believe this boy's cheese done slid of his cracker"

Even my WIFE laughed, so it's gotta be funny.

[Oldskool]

"You're gonna look mighty funny tryin' t'eat Corn on the cob with NO F*%#*N' TEETH"

Blues Brothers. My Fave.

How about:  "F*cking machine took my quarter".

[HaRuMaN]

How about:

"Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."

[Zapper]

"The Nightrider. That is his name... the Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky!"

[RandyT]

"No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.  The poor bastard will see them soon enough"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

You got it !  I was starting to wonder if I was the only one odd enough to enjoy that film  

RandyT