Well, yesterday my boss slid a piece of paper across my desk and proudly asked me to guess what is was...
Turns out it's my new salary which he thought was a raise, but is actually $1,100 less than I made last year.
This is almost as good as the time that he handed me my paycheck and didn't state, but only implied it included a raise.
The take home pay was higher, but it was because the retirement contributions had been reduced.

It's a dysfunctional game we play.
He sneaks the paid holidays off my vacation time (which I'm too busy to take anyway) and I come into work 20 minutes late every day in to make up for it.
I pretend not to notice. He pretends not to notice. I'm salaried, so it doesn't affect my pay.
I'm way past the point of caring.
The only thing keeping me here is the money and that I don't want all of my work dumped on my co-workers who are also already overworked.
Been on the verge of walking out recently, but can't seem to get ---my bottom--- in gear to just find another job ahead of time and give my 2 weeks notice like a responsible adult.
I feel like I need the blow-up of a walkout.