I ALMOST spit out my lunch.

in all seriousness, check out MIG welding wire feed welders. They are easy to get into, easy to use, an produce a relatively good weld. most plug into regular 110 outlets making setting up ANYWHERE easy.
wire comes in a couple of varieties,in both solid and flux cored.
if you want a good weld, get solid, but you are also looking at using a sheilding gas (like argon). it gets pricey, but the results are much better.
flux cored wire is a little messy, but still works great. you just need to prepare to grind/file/wirebush your work afterwards.
try to buy one that does gas/no gas so if you decide you want to take a stab at gas shielded welding, you have to option to.
check out pawn shops, you could probably pick up a mid to top range Miller or Clarke MIG welder valued at 300 or 400 bucks for under 200.