The un-hero

[eramsabe]

If you were a superhero/villian with no actual super powers and if had a wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend and had to follow the what you can do and what you can't get away with list of said partner what unsuperhero/villain type would you be and what would your name be.


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[Le Chuck]

I would be a US Army Infantry Officer.  Code Name:  Le Chuck. 

Depending on how the media (local and global) is portraying me I'm either a super hero or a villian. 

Other Super heros would be Local law enforcement, EMTs, teachers, firemen, and charity/probono oriented professionals.   

[shmokes]

I don't even understand the OP. I think it needs reworded.

[yotsuya]

I don't even understand the OP. I think it needs reworded.

A real superhero would be able to parse that sentence with no issues.

[wp34]

The Crimson Bolt.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1512235/

[Samstag]

Poor grammar is my kryptonite.

[lilshawn]

If you were a superhero/villian with no actual super powers and if had a wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend and had to follow the what you can do and what you can't get away with list of said partner what unsuperhero/villain type would you be and what would your name be.


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TI;DU (too incoherent, didn't understand) - you're a superhero/supervillian with no super powers... your significant other gets to choose what you can do or can't do.

*car accident*

Me: Here I come to save you!
Wife: NO! save this kitty in the tree!
me:

[Vigo]

TI;DU (too incoherent, didn't understand)

Probably because...

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I'm happy if I can get past one sentence coherently without wanting to throw my tablet against the wall.   

[eramsabe]

I'll simplify a bit, If you were a wanna-be super hero (meaning you have no reals powers but see yourself as one) and you had to work within the constraints of a relationship as in the honey can I do this and can't do that list. What would you think made you a super hero/villain and what would your name be.

I'm happy if I can get past one sentence coherently without wanting to throw my tablet against the wall.   

Yeah it took me awhile to get the hang of it but this tablet has a pretty easy typing touchscreen

[yotsuya]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

[Le Chuck]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

Behind every notoriously evil man is a woman who thinks nobody knows her man the way she does. 

"He's killed thousands!" - angry peasant
"But he's such a gentle lover" - vapid noblesse

[Donkbaca]

Um, I think my over bearing sig other would make me a super villain.  And since I would have to clear everything with my sig other, it wouldn't matter what my name was because everyone would just call me ---meecrob--- bag

[Vigo]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

Hehehe! 

I'd assume your girlfriend would have to be evil as well to put up with the whole "Killing People" thing. So it would be rules more along the lines of:

"Stop going out to conquer the world with your friends until 2 in the morning, It's only Tuesday for Pete's sake!"

"Your daughter is too young to watch you drop the mayor into a vat of acid. Maybe when she is 5"

"What do you mean you unleashed the giant robot on 5th Avenue? That is where my salon is, and I am sure it vaporized Guillermo, my stylist!"

or one that most of us understand all too well:

"Sorry dear, we just don't have enough room in the lair for another death ray. The take up so much living space, they are too noisy, and you promised that the last one you bought was the last you needed for your collection. Everytime you bring someone over to see them, they only they only try it once and they never come back."

[Samstag]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

Doctor Horrible

[knave]

I would be a US Army Infantry Officer.  Code Name:  Le Chuck. 

Depending on how the media (local and global) is portraying me I'm either a super hero or a villian. 

Other Super heros would be Local law enforcement, EMTs, teachers, firemen, and charity/probono oriented professionals.   

+1 (codename: knave)

[lilshawn]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

Doctor Horrible

"---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---"

...but, but....the OP actually says ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---??? wait, what...and the quote...wha?! I'm confused?

[yotsuya]

I did a preview on it and it automatically changed my text, so when I posted the censor already replaced my original text, it would seem.

I originally posted "What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villain but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think?"

[Vigo]

What kind of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- are you if you are a super villian but you're worried about what your girlfriend might think? 

Doctor Horrible

"---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---"

...but, but....the OP actually says ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---??? wait, what...and the quote...wha?! I'm confused?

Haha, I had to take my filter off to know what you guys are talking about. (I think the filter is usually funnier anyway so I prefer it on).

At first I thought ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- might have been put in instead of ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- because they filter out with the same ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- line. I guess ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- was ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- and not ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?--- after all.

[yotsuya]

I just did the same, Vigo. Looks like my original post was fine. Nevermind.

Still think that a hero/villain worrying about their significant other is still a big ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---.