crappy movies you liked

[SNAAKE]

year one - supposedly its bad and only 14% on rottentomatoes site.

to me its easily up there with judd apatow/mike judge movies. this might be the only movie where I didnt hate jack black. 8/10 EASY!

[javeryh]

Rad

[lilshawn]

"The Andromeda Strain"... the original one from 1971, not the 2000 something remake... haven't watched that one yet.

people look at me like

when I watch it.

[SNAAKE]

^ that looks interesting. gonna check netflix/torrent.

[Dartful Dodger]

Battlefield Earth
Time Cop

[Bootay]

I am a huge fan of the "Friday the 13th" movies. Not the remake so much, but the originals. The Paramount ones. I think they really went downhill after New Line bought the rights, not that Paramount was doing much better with the whole Manhattan one. LOL

[ChadTower]

Aw, I liked Jason X and Freddy Vs Jason.   

[jennifer]

        Sleepaway camp...... 1 and 2

[ChadTower]

I love any cheap zombie movies.  Most horror movies, really, but cheapo zombie movies make me laugh.  Torrent sites are a goldmine of zombie flicks made with $750 and someone's uncle's cabin in the woods.  Terror at Blood Fart Lake is a great example.

[Bootay]

ChadTower: I am also a sucker for most horror films. Mostly older ones. And I also love zombie films.

Jennifer: I also liked Sleepaway Camp....the ending has been burned and scarred into my memory since I was 8 years old. Oh the pain. The sequels were fun even if they weren't serious at all.

[Samstag]

Hudson Hawk and Cutthroat Island.

[opt2not]

The 13th Warrior.  I know I know, guilty pleasure. But it's a fun film for me, and I like Vikings and sword fighting...

[ChadTower]

I like Vikings and sword fighting...

Ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Bootay]

LOL

[NiN^_^NiN]

I like Eric the viking its one of those 80's movies you love to watch

[Hoopz]

American Ninja

American Ninja 2

All cheesy ninja movies from the 80s.

 

[NiN^_^NiN]

I loved american ninja or any 80's ninja movies there great same as old kung fu films there fantastic 

[hypernova]

Independence Day

[leapinlew]

Xanadu

It just so happened to come out on HBO the month we had some HBO promotion and I must've watched it 50 times. I was 8 or 9. Still love it.

[MaineEvent]

Teen Wolf - probably watched it 439 times when I was a kid, started my love of basketball and surfing on top of milk trucks.

Willow - haven't seen it in a while, but interesting sci-fi
Highlander - There can be only one.....with a bunch of sequels

[Xiaou2]

Witchboard (1986)

 Im sure there are more, but its one of the lesser known goodies that gets a low rating.

  Interesting enough, I never realized the  Whitesnake girl, Tawny Kitaen, is one
of the stars in it.

[fallacy]

Independence Day

I was going to say Independence Day to. Everyone is quick to say that it was horrible. I have watched it a dozen times in my life and have always liked it. Even the movies most people consider good I cant be bothered to watch more then one.

[fallacy]

American Ninja

American Ninja 2

All cheesy ninja movies from the 80s.

 Grin

Heh I remember those I had them on tape as a kid. I just remember him blocking 3 or 4 arrows in a row with the end or a shovel.

[Hoopz]

Highlander - There can be only one.....with a bunch of sequels

There are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander!

But the last made for tv movie that Sci-Fi made/aired a few years ago was terrible.  It made the 2nd sequel with Mario Van Peebles look like the greatest thing ever.

But to my point, there are no sequels!

[ChadTower]

Independence Day

I was going to say Independence Day to. Everyone is quick to say that it was horrible. I have watched it a dozen times in my life and have always liked it. Even the movies most people consider good I cant be bothered to watch more then one.

Nah, I dig Independence Day.  It's cheesy but very well done.

[Bootay]

American Ninja

American Ninja 2

All cheesy ninja movies from the 80s.

 

+1 I love 80s Ninja movies too. My favorites is "Revenge of the Ninja" and "Ninja III: The Domination". LOL Pure cheese.

[HaRuMaN]

Hackers

[Hoopz]

Sneakers

[Vigo]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

The first one is arguable about how good it is but the second I fully admit is crappy. I enjoy watching them both, though.

[Hoopz]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

The first one is arguable about how good it is but the second I fully admit is crappy. I enjoy watching them both, though.

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/229999/bill-ted-3-keanu-reeves-dishes-on-bill-ted-3.html

[HaRuMaN]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

The first one is arguable about how good it is but the second I fully admit is crappy. I enjoy watching them both, though.

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/229999/bill-ted-3-keanu-reeves-dishes-on-bill-ted-3.html

Link FAIL:  Error 404 - Not Found

[Mikezilla]

Teen Wolf - probably watched it 439 times when I was a kid, started my love of basketball and surfing on top of milk trucks.

Willow - haven't seen it in a while, but interesting sci-fi
Highlander - There can be only one.....with a bunch of sequels

How can you say Willow was crappy?!   That movie rocks! A personal favorite of mine that sucked, but I always watch is Masters of the Universe. I must have watched that dozens of times when I was a kid.

I also enjoy Independence Day. Its cheesy, but a good cheese, like Brie.  

[Vigo]

+1 on masters of the universe. If I was in a band, my instrument of choice would be the cosmic keys. 

[Hoopz]

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey

The first one is arguable about how good it is but the second I fully admit is crappy. I enjoy watching them both, though.

http://www.showbizspy.com/article/229999/bill-ted-3-keanu-reeves-dishes-on-bill-ted-3.html

Link FAIL:  Error 404 - Not Found

http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/9831/keanu-reeves-updates-progress-on-bill-ted-3-and-47-ronin/

[Vigo]

I heard distant rumors about this Bill and Ted 3, but this sounds like it it closer to reality. I'll probably be seeing it the theater if it really comes out!

[Mikezilla]

+1 on masters of the universe. If I was in a band, my instrument of choice would be the cosmic keys. 

holy ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- I laughed out loud when I read that! 

[clutch]

The Fountain.

[RayB]

I like Eric the viking its one of those 80's movies you love to watch

OH thanks for reminding me that movie exists.

[bobotech]

Teen Wolf.

Mannequin.

Death Race 2000
Gone in 60 Seconds
(both the '70s era versions)

Anything with Nicolas Cage

[bobotech]

Oh yeah a few more:

Polyester
Female Troubles

and

The Toxic Avenger

[Ginsu Victim]

There is nothing crappy about Polyester. It's my favorite Waters film.

[newmanfamilyvlogs]

Independence Day
The Day After Tomorrow
2012

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

[javeryh]

Guys, Teen Wolf was awesome.

I'll add Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.  So cheesy and so great.

[hypernova]

I loved ID4, except for the atrocious fx when the dog escapes the blast in the tunnel.  Lordy that was bad.  But the rest of the movie was great to me, even the Razzberry award winning speech by Bill Pullman.

Oh yeah...Randy Quaid's son in the movie was a terrible actor as well in it.

Now for another one that technically was great, but is maligned mostly by men:  Titanic.  Yeah, I thought it was a great movie too.  Plus you had young Kate Winslet boobs.  In a PG-13 movie!

[MaineEvent]

Highlander - There can be only one.....with a bunch of sequels

There are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander!

But the last made for TV movie that Sci-Fi made/aired a few years ago was terrible.  It made the 2nd sequel with Mario Van Peebles look like the greatest thing ever.

But to my point, there are no sequels!

It's okay, this is a place of healing.....

Admit there are sequels and you will feeling like a million bucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(franchise)#Highlander_II:_The_Quickening

I just watched the first episode of the TV series on Netflix and realized that they filmed the quickening scene on the bridge that I walk across everyday. 

[bobotech]

There is nothing crappy about Polyester. It's my favorite Waters film.

Indeed, but to the average masses, Polyester and other classic Waters films could be construed as crappy.

"Babs, wheres my eggs, Babs!?"

I loved Mink Stole.  RIP.

[Hoopz]

Highlander - There can be only one.....with a bunch of sequels

There are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander, there are no sequels to Highlander!

But the last made for TV movie that Sci-Fi made/aired a few years ago was terrible.  It made the 2nd sequel with Mario Van Peebles look like the greatest thing ever.

But to my point, there are no sequels!

It's okay, this is a place of healing.....

Admit there are sequels and you will feeling like a million bucks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(franchise)#Highlander_II:_The_Quickening

I just watched the first episode of the TV series on Netflix and realized that they filmed the quickening scene on the bridge that I walk across everyday. 

That "final" Sci-Fi show was worse than awful.  And I did enjoy the tv show.  Interesting premise with the watchers.  But, the sequel one where they go into space or whatever... Man, I still remember seeing that in the theater. 

Is that bridge in Vancouver?  I know they filmed a lot of the series there.  Time to fire up Netflix.  I remember watching the series finale (without realizing it was the finale) and need to watch it again. 

[wp34]

Highlander is one of my favorite movies.  I'm not sure I would put it in the "crappy" category.  The TV show was almost better than the movie (at least the middle seasons anyway). 

That last TV movie "The Source" was bad.  I really wish I could un-watch it somehow it was that bad. 

I actually thought Endgame was okay for a Highlander sequel.

---------------------------

Anyway my two favorite crappy movies - "Kentucky Fried Movie" and "Pootie Tang".

[lilshawn]

I get a kick out of "Brain Scan" once in a while. you have to look past the cheezy late 80's early 90's special effects.

I had the computer he uses in the movie... it DIDN'T do the things shown in the movie  of course it was only a 386 running at a blistering 16mhz 

[boykster]

Highlander was awesome - sequels and series were absolute CRAP!

Remo Williams was good for what it was - entertaining!

A recent crappy movie I enjoyed - Jonah Hex

[Hoopz]

THERE ARE NO HIGHLANDER SEQUELS, THERE ARE NO HIGHLANDER SEQUELS!!!!

Dammit, people read!  Side note:  I do own Endgame on DVD.    BUT THERE ARE NO HIGHLANDER SEQUELS!

Another movie to throw on the list:  Kuffs - starring Christian Slater and Milla Jovovich.  I've seen that a few times. 

[CheffoJeffo]

I'll add Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.  So cheesy and so great.

+100

Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service.

 

[jfunk]

Ice Pirates

[ChadTower]

Ice Pirates

Love that movie.  Spend a night watching Ice Pirates and Spaceballs.  It doesn't get much better.

[Mikezilla]

Ice Pirates

Love that movie.  Spend a night watching Ice Pirates and Spaceballs.  It doesn't get much better.

Damn it. I knew someone was going to beat me to it. Ice Pirates is HILARIOUS. Two favorite parts that make me piss myself laughing are the space herpes scene, and the part where the robot falls off the catwalk and does the robot dance move on the way down. 

[Bootay]

Yea Ice Pirates is a classic. I need to get that one haven't seen it since the 80s.

[Mikezilla]

Yea Ice Pirates is a classic. I need to get that one haven't seen it since the 80s.

Wal-Mart sir. 3 bucks for the DVD.

[shmokes]

Boondock Saints, Notting Hill, Constantine

[Mikezilla]

Boondock Saints, Notting Hill, Constantine

Surely you jest, Boondock Saints? That movie wasnt crappy! Thats a great film! Im with you on Constantine though.

[Vigo]

Brainstorm with Christopher Walken...good scifi that no one I talk to seems to have even heard of.

[NiN^_^NiN]

I totally forgot about kuffs i love that movie thanks for reminding me hoopz

Also i love space balls so i will have to check out ice pirates never heard of it.

Also Scanner cops 2 is a crappy but a goodie altho i always get a migrain watching it cause of that damn scanner noise
Guess im a glutton for punishment lol

[SNAAKE]

Boondock Saints, Constantine

 

[RayB]

@NIN: Hehehehehh. Your avatar. 

[boykster]

Ice Pirates....ahhh....what a silly movie!

[dgame]

I used to watch Street Trash when I was younger.

A good/funny/gross/sick/nasty movie but don't know if I can handle it now:

[Vigo]

Most of the "Ernest" movies. At least the older ones....

[popsicle]

Most people I share this with think it sucks, but it is one of my all time favorite horror movies, and stars Chuck Connors (of The Rifleman)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourist_Trap_%28film%29

They used to show this all the time on Big Chuck and Little John, a Cleveland late night skit/monster movie show, now sadly off the air after 30 years.

Scared the crap out of me as a kid.  Mannequins are creepy! 
 

[hypernova]

Constantine was considered crappy?  I thought it was a great movie, too.

[shmokes]

Constantine is 46% on the Tomatometer.  Boondock Saints is 19%.  Both really are pretty dumb, if you think about it.  Constantine gets some leeway since it's based in a fantasy world so it doesn't have to play by the same rules.  They're both pretty goofy.  I could list off some of the ridiculous elements, but I prefer to just turn a blind eye to them because I find the whole to be much greater than the sum of its parts in both cases.  



edit: grammar

[NiN^_^NiN]

@NIN: Hehehehehh. Your avatar. 

Finally someone who gets what my username means

I always get "oh so it means you like Nine Inch Nails" and when i say no it means a 3ft tall pervert ninja there like wtf lol

[Bootay]

Most people I share this with think it sucks, but it is one of my all time favorite horror movies, and stars Chuck Connors (of The Rifleman)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourist_Trap_%28film%29

They used to show this all the time on Big Chuck and Little John, a Cleveland late night skit/monster movie show, now sadly off the air after 30 years.

Scared the crap out of me as a kid.  Mannequins are creepy! 
 

Tourist Trap is a classic. I used to see it all the time on those monster movie marathons. Very creepy movie. Haven't seen it since I was a kid. I think I need to pick it up.

[Blanka]

Goldmember, mainly because of Tom and Gwyneth in the intro, and also because of the very crappy Holland jokes by Goldmember.

[geomartin]

I must say that two of the cheesiest 80's movies that I loved were "Howard the Duck" and "Big Trouble In Little China" and don't forget "An American Werewolf In London".  Most embarrassing 80's movie moment was when my mom dropped me and a friend off at the mall to see "Heavy Metal" and decided on a whim to go see it with us.  My dad was pissed at me for weeks!  She must have given it a bad review

[Bootay]

I still love "Big Trouble In Little China" and "An American Werewolf In London"...not so much on the "Howard the Duck" anymore, but I liked it as a kid. My parents were always pretty open with what I was allowed to watch. I think I seen "Heavy Metal" at the drive-in with them when I was like 7 years old...LOL

I also remember seeing "Up In Smoke" and "Escape From New York" (Another classic) with them at the drive-in too.

[lilshawn]

Solar Babies

you just know, it's ACUTALLY going to end up like that. I watch it as more of a... preparedness type of video.

[garnerb350]

Hello..... THE WRAITH? 



Charlie Sheen on tiger blood...

"Jesus Christ this ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- kicks!"

"If you lose the race you lose your car!"

Ta-tas...

Ummmm Clint Howard? 

[Bootay]

NICE!!!!!

[Vigo]

Starman

[bobotech]

Oh wow, good choices, The Wraith, Big Trouble in Little China, and Howard the Duck!

I saw Howard the Duck in the movie theater with my buddy!  We both LIKED it at the time and I can still sort of like it.

Big Trouble in Little CHina is full of so many great one liners.  "Its all in the reflexes"

The Wraith was just so over the top.  Did you know that car was just a mid '80s Dodge Daytona with a fancy body and some work done to the engine?

[SNAAKE]

xmen origins

his wounds may heal...but his memories wont..

[RetroACTIVE]

Tremors

[Blanka]

I almost forgot Commando. 

[phatmeat]

The Puppet Master Series

[fallacy]

Tremors

Ow ya Tremors. I heard a lot of people say that they hated that movie. I thought it was awesome.

[NiN^_^NiN]

Oh almost forgot

leprechaun series
 

[jamesjones626]

when i was a kid i thought American Samurai was the coolest movie I had ever seen.  Now that I am a adult, i think its one of the worst movies i have ever seen.  The acting is terrible, there is a ton of mess ups.  In one seen this guy gets his arm cut off, then killed, a few scenes later you can see him practicing his martial arts.

[wp34]

Real Genius

[Hoopz]

Real Genius

That's not a crappy movie.  Typical 80's popcorn flick. 

Top Secret on the other hand....   

[rohan]

Lawnmower man is still one of my favorites, but the sequel was really really bad

[fallacy]

Lawnmower man sucked dude ...

I guess I just have issues with all the early  90’s movies that treated cyberspace as  some magical virtual world that you can run around in. Even back then when I was likes … ya thats not how it works …

[lilshawn]

*typing on keyboard in typical early 90's fashion*

Access mainframe

[Access denied]

Bypass encryptions

[Okay ]

Upload virus

[Okay ]

[lilshawn]

Oh yah, and the monitors where they must have had the screen turned up REALLY high, cause the image is displayed on their face.

Can someone say x-ray radiation?

[wp34]

Top Secret on the other hand....   

Top Secret is awesome!

"Your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

[Bootay]

Lawnmower man sucked dude ...

I guess I just have issues with all the early  90’s movies that treated cyberspace as  some magical virtual world that you can run around in. Even back then when I was likes … ya thats not how it works …

I'm with you on this. I also get turned off by current movies/TV shows that use computers in the "Hackers" way. Where it almost looks like they are playing a video game when hacking into a computer. Or when they take a picture and blow it up a million times until a person walking 2 miles in the distance is seen and suddenly super clear and recognizable.

[lilshawn]

Yah, crappy grainy security immage..

Enhance...
Enhance...
Enhance...

Look, in that cars cupholder... A peanut, same as what was found in the crime scene!

[fallacy]

You guys remember 1995 Hackers, first movie with Angelina Jolie.


That movie had it all. Hacking that looked like playing a video game, virtual cyberspace, image displaying on their face.

I think after seeing that I pretty much hated all movies that had computers in them.

[Vigo]

I'd like to file "Harry and the Hendersons" under crappy 80's movies that I enjoy way too much.

[Bootay]

You guys remember 1995 Hackers, first movie with Angelina Jolie.


That movie had it all. Hacking that looked like playing a video game, virtual cyberspace, image displaying on their face.

I think after seeing that I pretty much hated all movies that had computers in them.

Yea, Hackers was the worst culprit. I also found it funny that it was obviously supposed to be based in somewhat of the future (or at least I always thought), yet a lot of the "hacker" things they were doing were outdated. Also the hardware they were using and going crazy over was on the verge of being outdated when the movie was released. I still remember this scene...when they were at a party checking out a computer in one of the rooms and one of them says something like "Whoa this thing is blazing fast...it has a 56k modem"....I fell on the floor laughing at that. 56k modems were already old news by at least 4 years by then.

[Bootay]

So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.

[HaRuMaN]

I still love that movie... as crappy as it was.

I pull it out and watch it every now and then.

"Cereal Killer...  as in Fruit Loops"

[HaRuMaN]

You guys remember 1995 Hackers, first movie with Angelina Jolie.

Yeah, and she's virtually unrecognizable if you're only familiar with how she looks after the tons of plastic surgery.

Another similar experience can be had with "Blue Juice" and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Angelina looks TONS better in Hackers, for sure...

[boykster]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

[Bootay]

HarumaN: I agree on Angelina. I think she is way hot in a dirty kind of way in Hackers. Sure, she is still hot...but in a fake California way..which isn't really my preference.

boykster: Robocop is a great classic movie. So is Buckaroo Banzai.

[AtomSmasher]

So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.

[lilshawn]

Coneheads

[boykster]

boykster: Robocop is a great classic movie. So is Buckaroo Banzai.

Great?  Yes.  'bad'?  yes as well on both - really as much as I love both movies, they really are total cheese!

[fallacy]

Quote from: Bootay on Yesterday at 12:25:12 PM
So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.
NCIS Technical Writers Hard At Work Trolling PC Gamers

  Man that was pretty bad. They mention High Score like 5 times. Then they mentioned High Score with all the MMORPG’s, all of them! All MMORPG’s she gets the high score!!!!!!!

[Vigo]

Quote from: Bootay on Yesterday at 12:25:12 PM
So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.
NCIS Technical Writers Hard At Work Trolling PC Gamers

  Man that was pretty bad. They mention High Score like 5 times. Then they mentioned High Score with all the MMORPG’s, all of them! All MMORPG’s she gets the high score!!!!!!!

Well, she did single handedly kill the entire skank horde from the Isle of Cardias in Blood Fund VI.

[Bootay]

Quote from: Bootay on Yesterday at 12:25:12 PM
So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.
NCIS Technical Writers Hard At Work Trolling PC Gamers

  Man that was pretty bad. They mention High Score like 5 times. Then they mentioned High Score with all the MMORPG’s, all of them! All MMORPG’s she gets the high score!!!!!!!

Well, she did single handedly kill the entire skank horde from the Isle of Cardias in Blood Fund VI.

That was horrible...lol
The writers there clearly have no clue.

[fallacy]

Quote
Quote from: Bootay on Yesterday at 12:25:12 PM
So I did a little bit of research and found that they actually say 28.8k not 56k. And that 56k came out around 97-98. Hackers came out in 95. But my point is still valid since 28.8k modems were pretty much old news by 95.
NCIS Technical Writers Hard At Work Trolling PC Gamers


 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Man that was pretty bad. They mention High Score like 5 times. Then they mentioned High Score with all the MMORPG’s, all of them! All MMORPG’s she gets the high score!!!!!!!

Well, she did single handedly kill the entire skank horde from the Isle of Cardias in Blood Fund VI.

Do you think that is what gave her the high score?

[Mikezilla]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

[ark_ader]

Two movies that get my vote:

The Boogens



Great White aka The last Shark



Saw both at Lakewood Mall cinema and then a trip to the Electronic Coral for some games back in the 1980s.

Real scary crap. 

[Bootay]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

For the record, boykster was the one that said it was bad. I declared my love for it. 
I love Robocop. Yes it has cheese moments but a timeless classic in my eyes.

[Mikezilla]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

For the record, boykster was the one that said it was bad. I declared my love for it. 
I love Robocop. Yes it has cheese moments but a timeless classic in my eyes.

Ok Bootay, youre off the hook. What "cheese moments" are you referring to? That movie is pure gold. GOLD! 

[Vigo]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

For the record, boykster was the one that said it was bad. I declared my love for it. 
I love Robocop. Yes it has cheese moments but a timeless classic in my eyes.

Ok Bootay, youre off the hook. What "cheese moments" are you referring to? That movie is pure gold. GOLD! 

I'd Buy That for a Dollar!

[Hoopz]

Brewster's Millions.  I wouldn't consider that crappy.  But I always enjoy watching it.

[wp34]

Brewster's Millions.  I wouldn't consider that crappy.  But I always enjoy watching it.

John Candy has some great lines in that one when he is catching.

A couple of other good baseball "themed" movies I like are Mr. Destiny and Taking Care of Business.

[Necroticart]

I have to throw in The Guyver. One of the worst manga to film translations ever made. The script writer basically made it up as he went and the best part they got Mark Hamill to co-star. 

Here is a clip the american movie.


the 1st japanese series opening.


and here the opening of the 2nd japanese version made in 2005

[Zero_Hour]

I'm pretty sure that The Movie Channel lost some sort of bet with the producers, and so it showed on that channel almost daily for most of the 80's -
Beastmaster.

in the same vein, but on a much lower profile - The Sword and the Sorcerer.

Both terribly written, directed and acted. Love 'em.

[Bootay]

I have to throw in The Guyver. One of the worst manga to film translations ever made. The script writer basically made it up as he went and the best part they got Mark Hamill to co-star.  

Here is a clip the american movie.

the 1st japanese series opening.

and here the opening of the 2nd japanese version made in 2005

I loved The Guyver anime. I never seen the live action movie until 2 weeks ago. It was pretty bad. Reminded me of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie" mixed with Power Rangers. Now some of you might be thinking "Hey I liked the TMNT movie." Well that's fine but The Guyver anime was very violent and was adult themed. The live action movie was zany and corny and sort of geared for kids. And what I hated most was they had Jimmy Walker (J.J. from Good Times) as one of the bad guys. And he would often rap while fighting....and he had a couple of lines that used the word "DYNOMITE!". Really stupid...and no where near a faithful translation. I did think they did a decent job on The Guyver's armor though. Especially for the time.

[Bootay]

Opps...double post.

[clutch]

Guyver II is miles ahead of the first one.  Still cheese, but much better.

[Bootay]

Guyver II is miles ahead of the first one.  Still cheese, but much better.

I was going to watch part 2 soon, but after being subjected to part, 1 I decided to wait a while. Maybe I will give it a shot after all.

[Mikezilla]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

For the record, boykster was the one that said it was bad. I declared my love for it. 
I love Robocop. Yes it has cheese moments but a timeless classic in my eyes.

Ok Bootay, youre off the hook. What "cheese moments" are you referring to? That movie is pure gold. GOLD! 

I'd Buy That for a Dollar!

Damn it Vigo thats SUPPOSED to be cheese! 

[jfunk]

I'm pretty sure that The Movie Channel lost some sort of bet with the producers, and so it showed on that channel almost daily for most of the 80's -
Beastmaster.

in the same vein, but on a much lower profile - The Sword and the Sorcerer.

Both terribly written, directed and acted. Love 'em.

+1 on both.  I'd forgotten.  I LOVED Beastmaster as a kid..  Some parts of that movie freaked me out, though 

[Vigo]

Watch RoboCop last night - wow that move is more comedy now than anything 

Another great bad movie is The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension....what a riot

Whoa whoa WHOA. Im gone for a couple days and you guys are talking ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- about one of the greatest movies OF ALL TIME?!?! ROBOCOP!??!  I LOVE that movie. Its a great movie, aside for the stop motion, whats wrong with that movie? And, to the great Phil Tippett, the stop motion in that movie is rad, I personally like it. I would prefer that than stupid CGI, most of the time it looks so cartoony anyway. Damn. Robocop rules. That is the movie that made me want to make movies!

For the record, boykster was the one that said it was bad. I declared my love for it. 
I love Robocop. Yes it has cheese moments but a timeless classic in my eyes.

Ok Bootay, youre off the hook. What "cheese moments" are you referring to? That movie is pure gold. GOLD! 

I'd Buy That for a Dollar!

Damn it Vigo thats SUPPOSED to be cheese! 

I know, I know....I really just couldn't resist posting that. I end up quoting that all the time. That and:


You have 15 seconds to comply.

[Mikezilla]

I usually quote this when I go to bars to pick up chicks: Dead or alive, youre coming with me!

 

[spoot]

After watching Robocop I wanted to program a car-alarm with custom sounds.

Please step away from the vehicle (when sumone entered radius)
You have 15 seconds to comply (waiting......)
I'm an now authorized to use physical force. (boom, alarm goes with gunfire/fights)

 

[Mikezilla]

Thats from something isnt it? I feel like I have seen that somewhere.

[ghettodish]

Repoman
The Whoopee Boys
My Chauffeur
Valley Girl
The Life Aquatic

Anyone seen Dune lately? The soundtrack is almost as bad as Flash Gordon.

[Hoopz]

Two more:

Last American Virgin
Losin' it

Jackie Hearle Haley in his finest performance since Kelly Leak!

[clutch]

Spanish fly. lol!

[SNAAKE]

miss march
grandma's boy

 

[popsicle]

Repoman
The Whoopee Boys
My Chauffeur
Valley Girl
The Life Aquatic

Anyone seen Dune lately? The soundtrack is almost as bad as Flash Gordon.

Life Aquatic?  This thread is for CRAPPY movies you liked.  That is a stellar movie!

[Bootay]

Repoman
The Whoopee Boys
My Chauffeur
Valley Girl
The Life Aquatic

Anyone seen Dune lately? The soundtrack is almost as bad as Flash Gordon.

Flash Gordon!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!! That is a total classic but ultra cheesey.

[emphatic]

Commando (the ice cream on Arnold's face along with the rest of the cute beginning is priceless)
Undercover Brother (probably seen this 50 times)
A Night At The Roxbury
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
CB4
Starship Troopers (not really a crappy movie per se, but considered "bad" by most of my friends)

[Bootay]

Commando (the ice cream on Arnold's face along with the rest of the cute beginning is priceless)
Undercover Brother (probably seen this 50 times)
A Night At The Roxbury
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
CB4
Starship Troopers (not really a crappy movie per se, but considered "bad" by most of my friends)

I love Commando and Starship Troopers, and yes most people I talk to consider ST bad as well. I thought it was entertaining. Never watched the sequels...and I am afraid to.

[clutch]

 

[VanillaGorilla]

human centipede. nuff said.

[SNAAKE]

^ dont think thats considered a bad movie though

I liked it

[AtomSmasher]

^ dont think thats considered a bad movie though

I liked it

With the way the people are connected in the movie, I think he was just taking the title of the thread literally.

[SNAAKE]

 

[VanillaGorilla]

And I thought no one would understand!