. . . you're reviewing this flick without having actually seen it, how do you know its fodder?
This makes my skin crawl. I refuse to believe that
anybody actually lives their life this way. I don't believe it's even possible, let alone that anyone would choose to do something so masochistic. However, if I'm wrong and you're being sincere, here are a few concepts that you might want to familiarize yourself with:
- Deduction
- Extrapolation
- Evidence: trailers, reviews, word-of-mouth, track-record, marketing, basic plot (i.e. this is a movie about PG-13 sex kittens karate kicking and gunning their way out of the bad guy's clutches -- you know that much going in)
- Probabilities
Also, mortality . . . I know it's cliche, but time's valuable. You only have so much of it.
Let me put this into terms that are easy to understand. What if a random homeless guy asked you if you wanted to lick his back? Would you do it? Cos, like, how do you know it wouldn't be awesome? Have you ever tried it? How do you know that lava will burn you? I mean, you've been burned by fire before. And hot pans. But maybe you should put your hand in lava just to be sure. God knows you can't trust what other people tell you about it, or even your own instincts based on an entire life's worth of experiences.