Sooo...How are you supposed to act when your girlfriend...

[Mikezilla]

...wets the bed. That ever happen to anyone? I got woken up this morning by my GF asking for paper towels and cleaner, and I asked why, and I look over after turning the light on, and there is a huge pee spot on the bed. We werent even drinking that night. I kinda laughed, but then was like WTF. I think I was ok in front of her, but not only did it wake me up, but I had to wash my sheets, and now my bed has a stain on it. Well, probably will after all the cleaner etc dries.

That ever happen to anyone before? 

[VanillaGorilla]

Grab her by the collar, rub her face in it while yelling "bad girl!!"...just kidding dont embarrass her about it. It just happens with some people. If it happens, ask her to wash the sheets. Get a mattress protector and go on with your life.

[Ginsu Victim]

Sooo...How are you supposed to act when your girlfriend wets the bed?

You should apologize for peeing on her and making her think it's her fault.

[Mikezilla]

Those were both great posts. Yeah, thats pretty much what I did, it just never happened before so I was like "what the hell is wrong with you, youre 23 years old" 

You should apologize for peeing on her and making her think it's her fault.

That was awesome. I have only done that once, and I was super drunk. I was at a friends house on his couch, woke up and was like "hey, thats urine" and I peaced out before everyone woke up.

[Ginsu Victim]

I was never a bedwetter when I was little, then one night when I was 9, I had a dream that I had to pee really bad, and found a urinal in the dream and took care of business. When I woke up, I had wet the bed.

From then on, if I have a dream where I'm using the restroom, I always wake up and feel around. Luckily, I have never had a repeat performance.

[Skeptic73]

Maybe it means she's really comfortable with you. Oh crap!

[Vigo]

Start calling her cute little nicknames like "Puddles" or "Tinkles". That will let her know you think it's cute when she makes "splish-splash" in the night. 

In in all seriousness, if something like that doesn't chase you away from her, that generally means you have a pretty good relationship.  Couples who are OK with each others odd hang-ups are generally have really solid relationships (and everybody has their own, unique hang-ups).

....there is also the possibility that she just subjected you to her "pee-test" to determine if you are a keeper.

And there is your relationship advice from Dr. Vigo!

[DaOld Man]

If you do wind up marrying her, just tell her that bed wetting really turns you on... it will immediately stop.
(Only works AFTER marriage, and may take up to a year to activate.)

[hypernova]

Adults without special needs who aren't drunk wet the bed?

Never heard of this.

So...

What are you going to do if this keeps occurring?

[yotsuya]

DaOld Man speaks with wisdom.

[Xiaou2]

I got woken up this morning by my GF asking for paper towels and cleaner\ , and I asked why

but not only did it wake me up,

 So which is it...  That you were awoken to getting wet, or by your girlfriend?

 
 If this story is Real, then either she has a medical condition... 
wanted to introduce her watersports fetish gradually to you,
or it wasnt pee, but feminine juices.

 Or it was an accident.  Dont think Ive ever heard of such an accident at such an age however.


 If its medical, or she is unsure, then she should get checked out.
 If its watersports, then tell her 'In the bathtub only'.     heh
 If its the last, then wow...

 In almost all cases above, the purchase of rubber sheets may be in order.  heh


 Best way to handle this, is actually discussing it, and finding out what is really going on.

[Xiaou2]

Btw - The two main reasons for wetting the bed, are:

1) Drank too much fluids
2) Fear / extremely nervous

 As a child, I grew up in an abusive environment.   Lot of rage, beatings, etc.   And so I had very vivid and traumatic nightmares.  Stuff that the even the best Horror movie producers would have a hard time competing with... and I was 5.

 Id awake to a drenched bed.  And of course, Id get in huge trouble for it.. getting even more fearful / nervous / and internally tormented...  which would keep the cycle going for far longer than any childhood accident phase.

[SavannahLion]

You must be dating my ex. She did this often (and not from drinking too much). It was so excessive that the (then brand new bed) quickly sported a stain spanning about four feet by about half the width of the queen and all the way through the mattress. Oddly enough, it never smelled like pee. Personally I thought it wasn't pee but from er... meeting with BOB while I wasn't there. Who knows?

BTW, Xiaou is way off base on the main reasons. The reasons are numerous. Ranging from Environmental (drinking excess fluids) to psychological (fear) to neurological (nervous disorders) and even health reasons (eg infections or child birth).

Not saying that that Xiaou's reasons aren't any less valid. I'm saying there are other reasons you definitely need to be aware of . If she continues to pee the bed and you guys determine that she's not afraid or drinks too much, then see a doctor, immediately. Whatever is causing her to lose her bladder control could be a sign of a much larger problem.

Case in point. My oldest step-daughter suddenly started peeing the bed one night. Mere days later, the pee was accompanied by blood. Her idiot dad thought it was her period and refused to take her to the docs. Having half a brain, and cutting a long story short, I took her to the docs and found she actually had a UTI. The pain of peeing was so severe she was holding it in rather than say anything about it to me (I always tell her to "tough it up" so it's partly my fault). At night, her bladder naturally just "let go" and she peed the bed.

If it doesn't happen again. I say it's just a one time thing and nothing to worry about. Just make sure you keep an eye on it.

If you really want to have fun, look into water sports and make sure you have some fun before going to bed at night. 

[Skeptic73]

Get a snorkel

[danny_galaga]

 
 If this story is Real,

Holy crap. Something Xiaou doesn't believe

[javeryh]

If you do wind up marrying her, just tell her that bed wetting really turns you on... it will immediately stop.
(Only works AFTER marriage, and may take up to a year to activate.)

DaOldMan speaks the truth.

[MameMaster!]

If you do wind up marrying her, just tell her that bed wetting really turns you on... it will immediately stop.
(Only works AFTER marriage, and may take up to a year to activate.)

 . True dat. 

[Malenko]

have you tried hitting her?


Seriously though, if it only happened one time I wouldnt worry about it.

[Smeghead]

If she ever finds this post you are dead meat pal

[Skeptic73]

wet dead meat

[massive88]

I peed the bed once in my adult life, it was after being up for an extremely long (for me) amount of time.  I was so exhausted, I think the urge to pee wasnt able to wake me up.  I woke up and was like... what... the... ---fudgesicle---...

Anyway, dont sweat it if its one time, stranger ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- has happened to more normal people.

[SNAAKE]

pix of bef wetting girlfriend plz

[opt2not]

Maybe you should stop dating 10 year olds... 

[BobA]

Maybe you should stop dating 10 year olds... 

Gee I hope 10 year olds don't still wet the bed.   But accidents do happen.  Only worry about it if it is a pattern.

[Frigo]

Aw man, all the good answers are taken...

You should get into bed before her, wearing flippers that she'll only see when she gets in.

[ChadTower]

If you do wind up marrying her, just tell her that bed wetting really turns you on... it will immediately stop.
(Only works AFTER marriage, and may take up to a year to activate.)

Best... post... ever*

*this week

[Mikezilla]

haha thanks for all the advice guys. Good stuff for sure.  We have been dating a year, and this is the first time, so hopefully it doesnt happen again. If it does, well... Of course it has to be my house when she does it too. I should make her buy me some plastic sheets just in case. 

[ChadTower]

Look at the dry side.  Now you have full license to wet your bed at any time and she'll think it was her.  And any time you want some leverage all you have to do is pour some water on the mattress.

[Mikezilla]

Look at the dry side.  Now you have full license to wet your bed at any time and she'll think it was her.  And any time you want some leverage all you have to do is pour some water on the mattress.

The "dry side"?  I actually laughed out loud at that, and people at work are now looking at me. Thanks! 

[garwil]

I wouldn't sweat it dude. If it happens more than once take her to a doctor but other than that it's just one of those things.

True Story: I was on a nice romantic walk in the woods with my girlfriend when I thought I could get away with a sneaky fart. Unfortunately the fart was followed by enough diarrhoea to soak through my jeans. She took the piss out of me for weeks but found it more funny than anything else. She's a keeper!

[jennifer]

           Maybe discuss it with her, not the rest of the world!!!!

[SNAAKE]

guessing jennifer is the bed wetter

[jennifer]

       That would cost extra.

[SNAAKE]

would pay

[ChadTower]

She took the piss out of me but found it more funny than anything else.

Was that intentional?   

[jmike]

        
  And here I thought this forum was only about video games. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Thanks fellas


 

[Ed_McCarron]

I should make her buy me some plastic sheets just in case. 

Hm... Theres always an upside...

[amendonz]

First thing I would do is post it on a public forum. Good move .

[Mikezilla]

First thing I would do is post it on a public forum. Good move .

No worries there, she doesnt know that Im a member of this glorious forum. She will never know! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

On a side note, she has retained full bladder control since, no more "accidents". Hm. Then again, maybe she DID read this and she got terrified! Of course that would probably make her do it again though... 

[Vigo]

Hey, for all you know, your girlfriend might have posted a thread on some other forum titled "Sooo...How are you suppose to act when you wet your boyfriend's bed?"