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Author Topic: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective  (Read 1448 times)

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ChadTower

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A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« on: September 14, 2005, 09:21:31 am »

I bet he blends right into a crowd.   I would never notice such a person following me.
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 09:32:07 am »
lol, thats cool i guess
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 09:35:07 am »
Wonder if he decided to become a detective / police officer after his great acting in Kazaam and Steel.

It's actually cool to see citizens stand up to do the right thing; but he wants to be seen as a police officer and not a citizen. Yet he's not on the Police force. Well not yet

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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 09:36:08 am »
You know some idiot is going to commit a crime, call the cops on himself, and then ask for Shaq to arrest him.

It's one thing to chase a lone gaybasher from a distance.
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 10:00:10 am »
yeah really, but you know hes not doing it for the money or to make a living. hes just bored and the cop thing prolly makes him hard
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2005, 10:07:58 am »

Right, but one more officer, especially a famous one, isn't nearly as much help as, say, buying them 150 portable defibrillators.
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2005, 10:48:54 am »
Quote from: ChadTower on September 14, 2005, 10:07:58 am
...buying them 150 portable defibrillators.

Or rubber chickens.

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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2005, 11:14:37 am »
Shaq said he wanted to be known as a cop not as a citizen for this arrest, why did he call a cop then?
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2005, 11:18:50 am »

Because he is not a cop and just wants to be one.
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Re: A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2005, 11:35:07 am »
I'm not an NBA star, but I want to be one. Too bad I'm 5'9". ;D

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