A 7 foot, 350lb black man makes a great detective

[ChadTower]

I bet he blends right into a crowd.   I would never notice such a person following me.

[Sephroth57]

lol, thats cool i guess

[Goz]

Wonder if he decided to become a detective / police officer after his great acting in Kazaam and Steel.

It's actually cool to see citizens stand up to do the right thing; but he wants to be seen as a police officer and not a citizen. Yet he's not on the Police force. Well not yet

-Goz

[ChadTower]

You know some idiot is going to commit a crime, call the cops on himself, and then ask for Shaq to arrest him.

It's one thing to chase a lone gaybasher from a distance.

[Sephroth57]

yeah really, but you know hes not doing it for the money or to make a living. hes just bored and the cop thing prolly makes him hard

[ChadTower]

Right, but one more officer, especially a famous one, isn't nearly as much help as, say, buying them 150 portable defibrillators.

[Stingray]

...buying them 150 portable defibrillators.

Or rubber chickens.

-S

[tommy]

Shaq said he wanted to be known as a cop not as a citizen for this arrest, why did he call a cop then?

[ChadTower]

Because he is not a cop and just wants to be one.

[Stingray]

I'm not an NBA star, but I want to be one. Too bad I'm 5'9".

-S