Hmmm. Coke. Great idea! I never touch the stuff myself, ever since the time I saw it spilled on a rusty car hood--the rust began to bubble. I should have thought of it. Thanks Searcher7.
Actually paigeoliver, you were one of the guys who helped convince me to dig one up. Of course, if this Coke thing doesn't work, you'll be the reason I'm cursing a blue streak and kicking the neighbor's dog, but that's just the way of things, I suppose.
Just kidding about the dog, by the way.