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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2008, 12:23:53 pm »
Lol, I didn't ask for the thread to be stickied. Must be the Jizm then  :P

I have more whacky news though  ;D

London News: Shocking x-ray pictures show how teenage boy cheated death after being stabbed in the head in Walworth





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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2008, 12:46:47 pm »

That kid's skull must be made of tissue paper.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2008, 02:26:25 pm »
I was hoping this would become a regular feature.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #43 on: October 01, 2008, 02:30:33 pm »

Damn, now we're all gonna need helmets.  tommy was right.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #44 on: October 01, 2008, 02:34:48 pm »
Heh.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2008, 02:48:43 pm »
Sure, when I find something whacky I'll keep posting it here. I figured it would go to the top when I post something anyway.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2008, 04:48:24 pm »
Drunk woman gets arrested while wearing a cow suit telling people to "Suck her udders!"  :P

Udder Madness 'Jersey' girl hit with 'moo'ving violation in Ohio



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Holy cow, this Ohio woman is an udder disgrace!
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More wacky animal news,

Meet Yoda the cat with FOUR ears




and even more wacky animal news. Hope this isn't too gross, but it was on a major dutch newspaper:

I knew some people have a perverted sexual taste, but when they start gangbanging a rhino ... They even drugged her to make her more agreeable. "Otherwise", the vets claimed, "rhinos can be aggressive" ::)

They'll know in a few weeks if they actually got her pregnant :o


Luckily there were no pictures of how they got the semen from the male rhino.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2008, 06:54:34 pm »
OK, this is just insane. A guy cuts in line at McDonalds and a 16 year old girl complains. The hero punches the guy in the face. Bizarre (and wacky)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRYehvGmWMg[/youtube]

Disgusting detail, the man is walking with 2 small children who I assume are his kids.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2008, 07:34:22 pm »
More in line with the "ghost in the gym" item, now people have spotted Mary in a window of a hospital in Springfield. It looks like an ordinary oil stain or something from the picture, but it's not.

Crowd again gathers where some see image of Virgin Mary



Image gallery at NBC

Apparently Mary is here to comfort the population of Springfield in these tough times.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #49 on: October 02, 2008, 12:01:32 pm »
That's no virgin. That's a slutty* busty blonde in a tube top!

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2008, 02:42:48 pm »
That's no virgin. That's a busty blonde in a tube top!

Busty blonds can be virgins too :angel:

BTW Elvis is NOT dead. He's been spotted on the Dutch airport Schiphol checking his passport.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5t9ijfzr20[/youtube]

A description how to hack your own custom passport
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #51 on: October 03, 2008, 06:23:03 pm »
Crocodile Dumdee

I hope the kids parents gave him a double time out for this and take away his TV privileges for at least three days.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #52 on: October 04, 2008, 06:35:32 am »
About the Iranian ship:
The thing we really need to be worried about is that it was heading for Amsterdam.

It gives me the same uncomfortable feeling that I had when I was walking on top of the roof of Schiphol (Amsterdam) airport and noticing an Iran Air airplane there. Sorry but I don't feel comfortable about planes from such countries flying around here.  But then again, we've got a number of F16's always on standby.

About the passport hacking:
That's the system that was forced upon us by the US government right ?

Feels very safe !



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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #53 on: October 04, 2008, 07:30:25 am »
About the Iranian ship:
The thing we really need to be worried about is that it was heading for Amsterdam.
Lol yeah, it was supposed to be carrying "iron ore" from China to Amsterdam. Maybe it stopped in Iran somewhere along the way already?

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It gives me the same uncomfortable feeling that I had when I was walking on top of the roof of Schiphol (Amsterdam) airport and noticing an Iran Air airplane there. Sorry but I don't feel comfortable about planes from such countries flying around here.  But then again, we've got a number of F16's always on standby.
I'd say American airplanes are more dangerous. They're the one who get hijacked or blown up most aren't they?

A few weeks ago a couple of Apache helicopters came thundering over my house. On their way to Schiphol. That's an eerie sight too.

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About the passport hacking:
That's the system that was forced upon us by the US government right ?

Feels very safe !



I thought the EU was behind that? Although I guess the US is pushing to get it implemented quickly.

I would assume the US passport can be hacked just as easily. Actually, the US seem to rely on even less secure measures (for foreigners entering the country). They took my fingerprint last time I was there. If there is something that's easy to hack then it's a fingerprint scanner.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2008, 07:51:39 am »
The Ig Nobel award goes to a researcher who found out that Coca Cola is a spermicide and that it kills the AIDS virus.

Yahoo News: Spermicide Coke, stale chips research wins Ig Nobels

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Deborah Anderson of Boston University Medical Center and colleagues were awarded the chemistry prize for a 1985 study published in the New England Journal of Medicine that found Coca-Cola kills sperm.

She said she was serious in testing the soft drink because women were using it in a ---meecrob--- as a contraceptive and, later, to try to protect themselves from the AIDS virus.

Not sure why they would award the prize for a study published in 1985 though.


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Other winners included physicists who found out that anything that can tangle, will tangle and a team of biologists who ascertained that dog fleas jump farther than cat fleas.
That's whacky research  ;D

More "scientific research"; Chinese zoo keepers are feeding the Panda's chicken soup to help them regain their strength and get ready for colder weather. Guess my grandma was right about the chicken soup after all  :P

AP: Chinese pandas fed chicken soup for health

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They had been getting less sleep, and they had to run around more," he said. "We felt it would be good to give them the soup because they were fatigued and had a bit of a shock."

Reflecting the Chinese tradition of drinking slow-cooked chicken soup for health, the zookeepers boiled roosters in water overnight and added a pinch of salt to the concentrated stock.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #55 on: October 04, 2008, 07:57:33 am »
Came across this link with 25 wacky signs  ;D:

Don’t say we didn’t warn you: 25 wacky warning signs

Liking to the crocodile story, "Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy". Maybe the Australian zoo gave it an espresso and a handfull of lizzards?
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2008, 01:25:36 pm »
I'd say American airplanes are more dangerous. They're the one who get hijacked or blown up most aren't they?

Israel.

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« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2008, 03:59:20 pm »
Yeah, we've had some bad experiences with Israeli planes......

I loved that bear warning sign. Read it all, definitely worth it :)

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2008, 04:48:46 pm »
My then brother in law lived in the building where the Israeli El Al 747 flew into. Talk about whacky news. He called all the relatives to say that a small plane had flown into the building, but that he was OK. So we turn on the news to see what happened and they tell us that a 747 struck the buidling. It hit only a few appartments away from him. Now that sends a chill down your spine. He was lucky the plane came in "knife edge".



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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2008, 10:21:47 pm »
Didn't see so much wacky news lately, but I found some more wacky pictures.

I found a picture thread with the 10 Creepiest Old Ads. Especially the last one is spooky.

Also a thread of 10 Incredible Old Computer Ads. I'm still sorry I lost an old science magazine with an advertisement of a calculator that could calculate a square root in "less than a minute". It's amazing how fast things evolve.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #60 on: October 08, 2008, 04:21:47 am »
My then brother in law lived in the building where the Israeli El Al 747 flew into. Talk about whacky news. He called all the relatives to say that a small plane had flown into the building, but that he was OK. So we turn on the news to see what happened and they tell us that a 747 struck the buidling. It hit only a few appartments away from him. Now that sends a chill down your spine. He was lucky the plane came in "knife edge".





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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #61 on: October 08, 2008, 09:45:00 am »

Who wants to bet that chick in the VD ad is someone's ex-wife?   ;D

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« Reply #62 on: October 08, 2008, 12:16:45 pm »
I am a big fan of reading this thread while I am at work w/ all the weird news from around the world. I think you are brilliant Patrick.

Here in the US I dont know if you guys heard about the girl Natalie "Dylan" who is selling her virginity on the Howard Stern show. The lucky guy and her will get to do the business at the Bunny Ranch in Texas I think it is

http://streetknowledge.wordpress.com/2008/09/10/wtf-girl-sells-her-virginity-on-howard-stern-show-for-college/

I forsee this to become some sort of trend now...i mean im a chick and ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- I think if i was getting offered tons of $ I would have to sell mine too lol

And I am sure you guys already heard about the weird chick that is going to smoke Kurt Cobain's Ashes at some Art festival in Germany? -.-

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2008, 01:22:09 pm »
I am a big fan of reading this thread while I am at work w/ all the weird news from around the world. I think you are brilliant Patrick.
Heh thanks. yeah I read this nonsense all over the internet and if I find it funny I think someone here might like it too  :P

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Here in the US I dont know if you guys heard about the girl Natalie "Dylan" who is selling her virginity on the Howard Stern show. The lucky guy and her will get to do the business at the Bunny Ranch in Texas I think it is

http://streetknowledge.wordpress.com/2008/09/10/wtf-girl-sells-her-virginity-on-howard-stern-show-for-college/

I forsee this to become some sort of trend now...i mean im a chick and ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- I think if i was getting offered tons of $ I would have to sell mine too lol
Yeah I posted a thread about that one a while ago: http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php?topic=84351.0

I thought it was utterly bizarre too. Then a few weeks later I saw the movie "Memoires of a Geisha" where the gheisha auctions off her virginity too. Apparently this was pretty normal in Japan back then.

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And I am sure you guys already heard about the weird chick that is going to smoke Kurt Cobain's Ashes at some Art festival in Germany? -.-
Lol, no I hadn't.
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« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2008, 04:32:24 pm »
http://www.thedailyswarm.com/headlines/australian-artist-plans-smoke-kurt-cobains-ashes/


thats the box his"ashes" are in ;o

ANyways ya gotta post lots of stuff for me to read while im at work ok? :)

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« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2008, 09:22:08 pm »
Just came across some "local" news that made me laugh:

Forum guy almost gets a heart attack telling other people to not take things so seriously.

Large font was used by author. Probably to express his "calmness"
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Yeah the "other" people are the ones who need medication

besides the the obvious logical flaw that you cannot not read a question that you didn't like ...
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« Reply #67 on: October 09, 2008, 11:12:18 am »
Ha, ha, that is Mighty Mouse :P  Seriously though, wouldn't that mouse be a tad too big for that tiny snake to eat?

Sophia Loren looks nice as a nun. Much better than Sally Field. I doubt there are many pretty nuns though. I lived close to a nun house and they all looked more or less like mother Theresa  :angel:
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« Reply #68 on: October 09, 2008, 02:41:27 pm »
Not so much wacky, but more like shocking news:

65 year old Australian doesn't agree with the way he is served his beer and ends up losing his live over it.

Tourist Bashed to Death by Waiters for Being 'Arrogant'

Guess things like that happen all the time, but still never ceases to amaze me that stuff like it happens.
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« Reply #69 on: October 09, 2008, 02:54:57 pm »
OK, not to turn this into a "celeb does something stupid thread", but Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant Again!   (original National Enquirer link which doesn't work right now)

Women get pregnant all the time, but the wacky part is that she just had a baby 3 or 4 months ago and herself is only 17 years old. Actually that still isn't the wackiest. Also not to turn this into a pro-life/abstinence vs sex education discussion, but apparently:

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 “She’d expected to have her period by early September.   A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out. “
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« Reply #70 on: October 09, 2008, 02:59:21 pm »
More dumb blond women news:

Woman sues over wrong hair color

A blond womand sues L'Oreal for turning her into a brunette. She argued that the wrong dye which caused her hair to turn dark brown had caused her to get on medication because of her emotional distress.

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"I can never go back to my natural blonde hair," she complains. "I feel fake about that. Also blondes do get more attention than brunettes, of course, emotionally, I miss that."
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« Reply #71 on: October 09, 2008, 03:04:33 pm »

And to think... that chick is going to get lots of cash for her virginity but Britney Spears' little sister gave it away for an Arby's value meal.  Talk about a lost financial opportunity.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #72 on: October 09, 2008, 03:11:17 pm »
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“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.”
That's not all that wacky. If (and I stress, big *IF*) a woman breast feeds, using both of her feedbags, continuously and with regularity, certain hormones are maintained that prevent ovulation. Any disruption in that schedule though and... well, J. L. Spears knows the rest.  ;D
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« Reply #73 on: October 09, 2008, 03:20:43 pm »
Like Ray said, a woman has to breast feed hardcore for it to be a contraceptive.

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« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2008, 04:08:52 pm »
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“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.”
That's not all that wacky. If (and I stress, big *IF*) a woman breast feeds, using both of her feedbags, continuously and with regularity, certain hormones are maintained that prevent ovulation. Any disruption in that schedule though and... well, J. L. Spears knows the rest.  ;D
It makes ovulation less likely/less frequent. That's not the same as it being a contraceptive.
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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #75 on: October 09, 2008, 04:24:21 pm »
It makes ovulation less likely/less frequent. That's not the same as it being a contraceptive.

It is a clinically studied phenomenon, and has a 99% effectiveness if the schedule is followed STRICTLY. 19 months and counting for my wife, and no new babies (and it ain't for lack of trying).  ;D

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« Reply #76 on: October 09, 2008, 04:33:59 pm »
It is a clinically studied phenomenon, and has a 99% effectiveness if the schedule is followed STRICTLY. 19 months and counting for my wife, and no new babies (and it ain't for lack of trying).  ;D

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #77 on: October 09, 2008, 05:02:18 pm »
It makes ovulation less likely/less frequent. That's not the same as it being a contraceptive.

It is a clinically studied phenomenon, and has a 99% effectiveness if the schedule is followed STRICTLY. 19 months and counting for my wife, and no new babies (and it ain't for lack of trying).  ;D
Lol, well I looked it up and indeed it's more effective then I thought when she ONLY breastfeeds, also does this during the night and then it's still only 98% effective for the first 6 months. In reality women don't only breastfeed and you try to get your baby to sleep through the night. 19 months seems longer than 6 months too.

My wife was breast feeding, but she started ovulating in 3 months or so. Jamie Lynn was breastfeeding and (rumor has it that) she became pregnant after 3 or 4 months :P
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« Reply #78 on: October 09, 2008, 06:46:38 pm »
Tourist Bashed to Death by Waiters for Being 'Arrogant'

Guess things like that happen all the time, but still never ceases to amaze me that stuff like it happens.

We live in a world where we feel lucky when the waiter just spits in our food.

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Re: Patrickl's whacky news
« Reply #79 on: October 10, 2008, 11:40:41 am »
oops she did it again lol