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Curse word translator
« on: July 26, 2008, 10:55:20 pm »
The auto-censor on these boards confuses me sometimes (what the heck is ---smurfy smurf--- or whatever???). I want to know what the poster actually typed! So, I am making this post to generate for myself (and any other person who might be interested) a list of translations. Below are my Top 10 zingers and the BYOAC auto-replacements. I actually don't know what the replacements will be until I hit Post.

The F word - ---fudgesicle---
The SH word - ---steaming pile of meadow muffin---
Female dog - ---smurfette---
G-D - ---goshdarn---
Your back door - ---uvula---
M-F'er - ---maternal-smurf---
The big bad C word - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
A cat or the female fun zone - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Sucker of roosters - ---Bad words, bad words, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when saint censors you?---
Male cattle excrement - ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow---

Please add to this list if I missed any important ones.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2008, 11:05:49 pm »
You could just turn off the auto-censor :)
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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2008, 11:14:10 pm »
Really? ---fudgesicle---!
Well, what fun is that? :)
lol

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 12:30:09 am »
I missed your translations because I have the autocensor switched off. Maybe I'll switch it on again, just for fun  ;D
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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2008, 11:31:33 am »
sucker of roosters lol

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2008, 12:27:27 pm »
Meecrob?
Old, but not obsolete.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2008, 02:22:28 pm »
Here's Carlin's "Seven Words"
soild excrement  --Cleaveland Steamer--
liquid excrement
act of reproducing ---fudgesicle---
what one never calls a female ---auto-censored---
rooster vacuum ---auto-censored---
Oedipus --maternal-smurf--
breasts

Other words:
one who reproduces ---smurf---
female dog ---smurf---
Ryhmes with watt ---auto-censored---


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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2008, 05:54:57 pm »
I am disappointed by how many words simply become "---auto censored---"
LAME! We need creative replacements for all.
Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2008, 06:07:05 pm »
Like farking bastage, what movie was that from? Some 80s movie with Michael Keaton I think.
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Probably NSFW although no curse words are actually used:


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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2008, 11:41:14 pm »
Ha! Ive always had the censor off, but when when reading without signing on I had always seen uvula, but never thought to check what it was censoring. Thats a good one. uvula is a funny word without meaning something else in the first place!
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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2008, 11:52:39 pm »
like that old kids' joke, "your epidermis is showing" haha


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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 04:23:29 pm »
Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!
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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 04:28:44 pm »
Meecrob?
:laugh2:
I knew that was a curse word!

hehe, I came up with that one. Thanks Saint!

feminine cleansing product = ---meecrob---

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 05:55:48 pm »
--cream-filled twinkie--  is apparently --cream-filled twinkie--. (just saw it not logged in a different thread...)

odd how adding the bag changes the word...
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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 06:23:57 pm »
I have discovered some curse-like words that are safe from the translator:

dick
assclown
fudgepacker
butthead
spooge
wanker
jerkoff

Yayyyy!

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2008, 07:55:48 pm »
--missioncontrol--


yep, still an autosensor  :w00t

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2008, 08:01:52 pm »
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2008, 08:20:54 am »
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.



That's probably because the person manually typed in the auto censor response.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2008, 08:37:36 am »
yep, still an autosensor

We tried to set up an auto-sensor that would sense when you were logging on and crash the forum.

Didn't work.

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Re: Curse word translator
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2008, 11:20:09 pm »
Auto-censor is strange here.  I have it off yet sometimes it will auto-censor and other times it wont.  This post is a good example.  The first post is not auto-censored yet a couple replies are.

My message shows what the auto-censor would show when typing in the words.  I think that I have it on.