Its gotta be the paint fumes down here

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Ok, in the new Utility...you open it up and its got, essentially, what amounts to a graphical layout of your Player 1 joystick. a Start Button, a Coin Button, and 8 regular buttons are listed in the app.
You click once on the screen, say, on button 1. That puts it into "ready to receive" mode.
Then, on your control panel, you push whatever button you want to represent player 1 button 1.
See, the way this application is layed out (The new one, I havent used the old one) I'd need to see an ESCAPE button listed in the gui. Then I'd click on the ESC button, THEN press the button on my CP that I want to represent the "ESC" key.
Only problem is, there IS no ESC button......if I right-click on the buttons it gives you a limited menu to select "BLANK" (or none), "POWER", "APPLICATION"...and 1 or two others..but no Tab, no ESC.
Hmmmmmmm.........