$800 (on Craigslist)

[SavannahLion]

All this for $800?... a little rich for my blood. 

Test your moves out on this beauty!

At least 18 years old, she’s had the undivided attention of teenage boys for nearly 2 decades now. A real classic, impossible to resist. Turn her on and you’ll be at it for hours. Bring her home and all your friends will be begging you to put a coin in her slot and their hands on her knobs. Everyone is going to want to come over to your house to watch her work. Start pressing her buttons and she’ll do whatever you tell her to. Have a friend join in. You two can go at it head to head. If you’re really good, you might have to go for three, even four rounds before it’s all over with. But don’t do it just once, she’ll take whatever you can give her. Press her special button and she’ll let you do it all over again. Invite the whole neighborhood over and play her all night long.

Is she a little too rough on you? Don’t worry, you’ll have the key to her backside. Once you get behind her, she’ll help you make it as hard as you want. She doesn’t care if you’re a virgin player. She’ll be gentle with you as you master your moves, making sure that you’re always on top.

Visual stimulation not enough to get you in the mood? Not a problem, get behind her again and you’ll have complete control of how loud she’ll be. Don’t be shy, crank her up. It’s so much better when she makes a lot of noise. The neighbors will know exactly what’s going on in your room when they hear her.

Got a girl at home? Just play it cool. She might get a little jealous at first, but don’t worry. Your woman will soon be dying for some quality time when the two of you can play with her together.

So what are you waiting for? Bring your pickup. You can lay her down in your bed and she’ll be all yours. Send me an email and we’ll work out the when and where.

… you do know I’m talking about the Street Fighter II arcade right?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/clt/539519456.html

Attached is the photo of interest.

[CCM]

 

[ahofle]

Haha that guy should write for woot.com.

[shardian]

Oh damn, that was good.

[Jdurg]

 

Best Advertisement Ever!

[RayB]

What's that girl doing? Does she have a headache?

[SNAAKE]

Does she have a headache?

 

[lanman31337]

If she's of age, does she come with the cab?

[Jdurg]

If she's of age, does she come with the cab?

Or on it?   

[JimmyU]

If she's of age, does she come with the cab?

For $800, she should.

[ChadTower]

If I buy the pair, can I leave the cab behind?