The irony is that I used to sell for Oscar, and have a bunch of extra USB cables sitting here in a box. The irony is that I'm too much of a little ---smurfette--- to go get 'em and ship them anywhere.
Oohhhh. I've been hedging bets on karma for a while now. I think I'm going to lay them all out on the floor and roll around on them naked. Now THAT'S funny!
**********edit**********I just wanted to say irony again.