This was making the rounds in inter company email and I thought it gave some hilarious insight into a company going through liquidation during the holidays.

TWAS THE NITE BEFORE LAYOFFS>>>>>>>>
Twas the night before layoffs,
And all through the store
Not an employee was working
Down on the floor.
The prices were hung
By the products with care
In hopes that the customers
Would see them there.
The employees were nestled
All snug in their stands
With visions of job openings
And money in their hands.
And Roger in black
And we in our red
Are really looking forward
To the closing ahead.
When out in the parking lot
Arose such a clatter,
They all went outside
To see what was the matter.
With everyone gone
We flew like a flash,
Ripped open the registers
And took all the cash.
We though to ourselves,
“Nobody will know!”
Given the luster
Of holiday cash flow.
When what to our wondering eyes should appear,
Roger came back; We looked on in fear.
With a little smirk,
So lively and quick
We knew in a moment,
That he would tell Dick.
More rapid than eagles
His coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted,
And called us by name.
Now Judee, Now Kim, Now Justin and Andy,
On Jesse, Aileen, Antonya and Randy.
To the top of the stairs!
To the edge of the wall!
I want to see you now
I want to see you all!
We stood before him,
And he asked us “WHY?”
So we just asked him,
“Will you just let this fly?”
He said “Merry Christmas,
I treasure you much.
You can keep all the money
And presents and such.”
And then he said as he walked out of sight
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night