Why couldn't you ask him?..... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO RANDY!?!?!  We like Randy, don't send him a package of poo or anything.  OH, maybe your sending flowers or a candy-gram.  I'm sorry if I ruined the surprise.
Randy, Don't read that stuff up there, I may have ruined a surprise. (I'll throw him off the sent)  LOOK OVER THERE.
OK, you can send it, he'll never know it's coming.
OOOPS.  Randy, don't read that last line either.