I would have to start punching dudes who reached between my legs for a beer while I'm hitting a hi-score. That just ain't right.
"Hey, beer on tap? Nice! Where is it?"
"It's right here by my junk. Reach your cup in."
"erm, okay"
"WTF, you just spilled beer all over my pants, dumbass"
"It's not my fault you clench your ass when you play"
I just don't want that conversation.