I was big into art in High school, but gave the idea for a profession up because there wasn't any money in it unless you were the most driven and the best - I was neither.

Much to my then girlfriend's (now wife) dissapointment, my specialty was scantily clad, curvaceous women. Well, that and portraits but my buddies preferred my near nekkid wimins drawings.

Anyways, I had this one in particular of a girl in a bikini standing in knee deep water. Michelle HATED that thing! I felt it was one of my best pieces - I worked ---my bottom--- off on it. After a few years, I got sick of her bitching about it, so I destroyed it to appease her. I don't draw much anymore...

Never fear though, I was well paid for the destruction if you know what I mean.