Haha...yeah, I'll do it for you, but I'm expensive

. If you didn't want to do any soldering or crimping, you could tie the wire on to the terminals (thats what I did while I tested everything). Sure, you'll have to re-wire everything about every hour, but you don't have to do any soldering or crimping! I could see how you don't want to solder, but all crimping involves is:
1) Buying quick disconnects and a crimper
2) Inserting wire into said quick disconnects
3) Inserting said quick disconnects into the crimper
4) Squeezing until your palms bleed.
It's really not that bad.