It is perfectly normal for Scott to use two boxes, and pay shipping twice. That is why he is the best! 
man can people cut the sarcasm
or is that even sarcasm?
I have no idea if there have been any serious posts in this topic yet
*door bell goes ding dong*
You:  Hello?
Guy:  Hey, man.  I'm here.
You:  Who are you?
Guy:  Marquis.
You:  Huh?
Guy:  You ordered a Marquis, right?
You:  Well, yeah, but. . .
Guy:  Well, I'm Marquis Grissom.  What up, dog? (coming in) Man, I'm starvin'.  Got anything to eat? 
