Hmmmm.....
Need to sell quickly
Then you should be ready to talk price, since it's currently absurd.
but will not compromise on price.
So that part about needing to sell quickly was just to get my attention then?
Best offer will take it home.
Wait a minute, that makes it sound like you WILL compromise on price, or are you expecting a bidding war starting at $2500.... Quit contradicting yourself!
Do people just pull these numbers out of their rear ends?

*Edit - Angry_Radish keeps it simple, and beats me to the post.
