I just happened upon a spoof trailer for my favorite all-time movie!
That was great! You know, I don't think I've ever seen this movie.
Eh, eh hem...

I am willing to offer you a moneyback guarantee that you will love it.
Tell you what, go to Walmart, Target, Best Buy etc and buy a copy. It is $9.99. Watch, and if you don't instantly want to keep the movie in your personal collection, I will paypal you your money back, along with shipping costs to send it to me. (I need a DVD copy anyways.)
I am absolutely serious.
Shardian, from these two posts alone, my respect for you has just gone from "I'd gladly loan him $100 without reason or worry." to "I'd pawn my entire DVD collection to bail him out of jail."
Better Off Dead is film genius. "Oh my God!! This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"
And for more early Cusack entertainment, check out The Sure Thing if you haven't already. It's worth it for the hitch-hiking scene alone.