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garage sale PC with social security numbers
« on: May 06, 2007, 04:22:05 pm »
Just picked up an older gateway PC at a garage sale for $20. Had loads of personal information on the disk, as well as a scanned in W-2 form with social security number and all

Oh the possibilities...


Nah, I'd rather stay out of prison. But funny nonetheless

Also came with the following picture


Enjoy!
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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2007, 09:23:00 pm »
That hard drive needs some serious dis-infecting. Try soaking it in bleach overnight.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2007, 09:49:47 pm »
We could've sufficed with just a description of the human blob. :P
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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2007, 10:11:54 pm »
Give her a call.  She'll widen your horizons!

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2007, 11:06:27 pm »
Think there's any tread left on those tires?  Probably like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 07:38:36 am »


note to self: if i sell a pc, remove hard drives. grind into fragments. mix fragments in cement to be incorporated into new building foundations...


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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 08:58:08 am »

And apparently, think hard before you deal with USSEnterprise.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2007, 09:24:12 am »
I shudder at the thought of what pictures accompanied that one.. :dizzy:

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 10:09:42 am »
I shudder at the thought of what pictures accompanied that one.. :dizzy:

That's actually a pic of his girlfriend... 

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2007, 10:22:33 am »

His mom is his girlfriend?  Ew.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2007, 11:07:27 am »
That's a pic from a high school prom.  In some neighborhood.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2007, 02:19:11 pm »
Stop making fun of Laquesha! (Thats what I have named her)
The hard drive was filled with pics of generally ugly black women. Maybe a fetish of the prior owner?
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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2007, 02:21:02 pm »

Maybe the prior owner has a really ugly and immodest family.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2007, 03:20:27 pm »
The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint

NO - see below.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2007, 10:00:52 pm by shorthair »

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2007, 04:11:01 pm »
The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint


 :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

I can just see his finger twitching above the Boonga button.  This punk feels lucky, Saint.  He thinks it was 5 shots.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »
What is the next step up from probation?


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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2007, 10:01:14 pm »
Actually, two things:

1. that is well within PG, let alone PG-13, rating.

2. you might be surprised that more than half the time I get done writing a post and then stop and go somewhere else without posting it. Then, some time later, I come back and realise I haven't posted it, or will remember I haven't posted it and do so. Sometimes, I'll think back wondering if I remembered to press submit - cos some forums I frequent I have 'preview post' set.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2007, 01:45:08 am by shorthair »

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2007, 11:56:25 pm »
What is the next step up from probation?
Double secret probation.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2007, 08:33:04 am »
The first time I deleted your comment wasn't enough of a hint? ---saint


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I can just see his finger twitching above the Boonga button.  This punk feels lucky, Saint.  He thinks it was 5 shots.

actually, if he was feeling lucky he would think it was 6 shots...


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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2007, 09:09:10 am »
actually, if he was feeling lucky he would think it was 6 shots...

Not from the Boonga.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2007, 10:22:04 am »
What is the next step up from probation?
Making only the P&R forum visible.  :)
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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2007, 10:24:00 am »

So is that what happened to make Mr C the way he is?

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2007, 12:56:07 pm »
I bet any credit card offer you apply for using that social security number gets denied.

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Re: garage sale PC with social security numbers
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2007, 08:15:34 pm »
that dress was a one piece but appears to be expanded from extreme pressure and blew open.