I built a light table for my wife, which turned out ---smurfing--- awesome, I might add. The first time I wired power to the lights, though, I wired the switch wrong and basically looped the power right back to the outlet. I turned it on and immediately heard a pop from the surge protector it was plugged into and smoke started streaming out of it. Just a fuse, I'm sure. I immediately looked at the wiring and though, "I'm retarded."
And so on . . .