Sheez mate, that things uglier that a hat full. Crikey, I wouldn't be seen dead with that and neither would me sheila. If ya built that, I reckon whoever did has a kangaroo or two loose in the top paddock if ya no what I mean

Then again the blokes a banana bender, figures! I mean have a gander at it for christ sakes the bloke must a bit of a galah.
But then again the poor sod only trying to make a quid or to. But i reckon even his rellies would be farkin embarrassed. Nuthin but a yobbo. Anyways time to quit yackin and back to work!
ps. No we don't all talk like this

Onya Spacies!