I basically want a 50pin female to 50pin female ribbon cable that will fit into a Compact Flash / Micro-Drive slot. Kind of like an IDE cable, but for the CF-I or CF-II standards. I know I can't be the only person who thought to himself "Man I would like easier access to this Compact flash adapter." The first person who finds me a site that I can buy the cable off of I will PayPal or MoneyOrder 20 bucks.
I've searched Google, Allelectronics, Digikey, etc and still nothing. At this point I'm not even sure they make such a thing.

Rules on bounty;
I don't want a Developer Compact Flash Extender (like with a PCB board) as they are generally "bulky", won't work with my project and are ridiculously expensive.
I don't want anything that is like 100 dollars, just a cheap ribbon "IDE like" cable.
Thanks,
FTen