Author Topic: Arcade Outhouse?? (Read 3924 times)

Lilwolf · « **on:** October 12, 2006, 12:27:13 pm »

Ok, I've been pretty quiet recently. I'm building two small cottages at some land I bought last year and has been taking up all my extra time.

They are both very small (10x10) with a lot of huge windows and a breezeway between them... Reason... I couldn't get a permit for one any larger without power / sewage and now my kids will be in another building then my wife and I... that should be nice.

Anyway... my wife is asking about possibly putting in an outhouse in some form. I started thinking after reading another thread about possibly using an old dead cab, or building my own like in the shape of a cab.

I'm trying to come up with a good seat. What cab style would be the best? (thinking gauntlet)... Any comments?

ahofle · « **Reply #1 on:** October 12, 2006, 12:31:31 pm »

Use an ultracade cab!

Stingray · « **Reply #2 on:** October 12, 2006, 12:37:09 pm »

That would make for a pretty small outhouse. I do agree that Ultracade would be the logical choice. While you're at you might want to file for a trademark on poo.

-S

ultrageek · « **Reply #3 on:** October 12, 2006, 03:13:45 pm »

Talk about the ultimate submission for the "trash-cade" contest.

jelwell · « **Reply #4 on:** October 12, 2006, 06:59:53 pm »

Would you sit inside the cab or on it's control panel? Think of the poor children who will see your arcade cabinet from a distance only to find out it's filled with ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- when they try to play.
Joseph Elwell.

torez · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2006, 08:14:45 pm »

I think, when the time comes, detailed pics will be in order

Glaine · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2006, 10:01:18 am »

Quote from: ahofle on October 12, 2006, 12:31:31 pm

Use an ultracade cab!

Agreed.

Quote from: torez on October 12, 2006, 08:14:45 pm

I think, when the time comes, detailed pics will be in order

Again, agreed.

Like someone hinted, use a control panel for the seat. Just take the joys out first. You are better off making something that looks like a cab but with increased dimensions, a regular size cab will be hard to get inside of - I've tried.

Perhaps a Dig-Dung theme? Or Double Dookie?
Keep us covered on this like a protective sheet.

jfunk · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2006, 10:18:47 am »

Quote from: Glaine on October 13, 2006, 10:01:18 am

...

Perhaps a Dig-Dung theme? Or Double Dookie?

...

Now, let's not derail this perfectly fine thread with inappropriate theme suggestions...

ahofle · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2006, 10:50:57 am »

Quote from: Glaine on October 13, 2006, 10:01:18 am

Perhaps a Dig-Dung theme? Or Double Dookie?
Keep us covered on this like a protective sheet.

Some other suggestions:
Asteroids, Wiping, Blaster, Bomberman, Satan's Hollow, Hang On, Lode Runner, Mr Do (Poo), The Glob, Tetris (just gross)

PoDunkMoFo · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2006, 03:25:28 pm »

Dookie Kong, Un-Pac Man, KangaPoo, and of course Assturdroids.

I can do this all day.

WaRpEd · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2006, 07:57:20 pm »

OMFG

Star trek you now goin round and round your anus looking for Klingons

RetroJames · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2006, 08:13:50 pm »

Problem Solved

Glaine · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2006, 10:06:47 am »

R O T F L M A O

These last several posts. Thank you so much. I haven't physically laughed at any posts here in years. And that X-Men does oddly look perfect. But isn't anyone worried that this project will get ridiculed over on crap mame in the end?

Q*Bert_OP · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2006, 10:44:37 am »

Quote from: Glaine on October 14, 2006, 10:06:47 am

R O T F L M A O

These last several posts. Thank you so much. I haven't physically laughed at any posts here in years. And that X-Men does oddly look perfect. But isn't anyone worried that this project will get ridiculed over on crap mame in the end?

hehehe...well...ummmm....yeah...it would...

CheffoJeffo · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2006, 01:22:52 pm »

menace and I were just at the Starburst auction and they had a nice Confidential Mission enviro that we thought would work ....

Cheers

torez · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2006, 02:33:06 pm »

Quote from: CheffoJeffo on October 14, 2006, 01:22:52 pm

menace and I were just at the Starburst auction and they had a nice Confidential Mission enviro that we thought would work ....

Cheers

Yeah, I would leave the monitor in for that extra entertainment during my "thinking" times

NIVO · « **Reply #16 on:** October 15, 2006, 02:40:42 pm »

wolf...anything that allows you to drop a log and cut a log down(Timber in mame) at the same has my BYOAC stamp of approval!

BUCKETHEAD · « **Reply #17 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:52:03 pm »

Very Funny posts!

But,

I would think a regular MDF cabinet would not last too long in the elements.

Probably not with the POO or GOLDEN SHOWERS either?

Lilwolf · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2006, 12:41:06 pm »

Funny thing... the wood might be the issue on making it.

I was thinking gauntlet style cab with a fake control panel and fake screen. You would open them and sit inside with them opened up. Then the front, you would swing the whole front/coin door area open and there would be a seat inside...

btw, it should be moveable... so I can dig a new hole, and start over 'fresh'...

I can't think of a model that would be appropriate for sitting completely inside... but my wife doesn't like traditional out houses because of the bugs... But she thinks this might do. (amazingly she thinks its a good idea)...

But I put the floors for both cabins this weekend. I ahve to move the walls out and so in about 2 weeks to a month I should be ready to start...

Love the name ideas. I'm also kinda curious if I could find a way to get side art to stick... but I need new sideart on my main cab before I make one for the crapper cab

Stobe · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:27:39 pm »

My vote would be for a sit down Turbo cabinet. Gives you a little bit of privacy.

Plus it has the dedicated LEDs for the "High Score"!!

-Stobe

Lilwolf · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2006, 03:32:50 pm »

LOL...

but I think doors are kinda important...

and if I build a sit down driving cab... I'm building a sit down driving cab for a PC. I had a one, and was going to put a dreamcast in it... and one thing led to another... and I gave it up....

regretted it every moment... I don't want to regret sitting in a sitdown cabinet to have a movement...

RayB · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2006, 03:36:08 pm »

Turdo?

Golden Ass
Golden Pee '98

CentiPeed

ChadTower · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2006, 04:41:00 pm »

Use a Roadblasters sitdown and scare the hell out of the neighbors with that fresnel lens.

PoDunkMoFo · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:21:17 pm »

Tapper ..... more than twice and your just playing with it.

Super Sprint ..... can you make it in time?

Glaine · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:35:07 pm »

What about the overall stench? After a few uses you are going to fully aware that you are sitting on a growing pile of feces. A board underneath your seat thats fitted in a slot that you can slide over the hole to keep the flies away might be good, but you know someone is going to forget to pull the board forward before doing the business and make a mess.

O yeah, and one more idea - Outrun!

Glaine · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2006, 04:06:23 pm »

I refuse to let a good post die. Bumpified!


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