Well, I thought that 1up's idea of using black melamine for a cabinet was great, but there's a problem:
NOBODY CARRIES IT!!!
I have checked with nine different lumber yards (the only ones within a one hour drive from me) plus I checked Lowe's and Home Depot. Everyone has one of two possible answers:
1 - "We do not carry it and cannot order it in." or
2 - "We do not carry it, but can order it in if you order seventy 4'x8' sheets instead of three.
The guy at Home Depot was kind enough to let me know that while they can't sell me Melamine prelaminated plywood, they do carry laminate so I could feel free to do it myself

While we're on the subject of wood, if my control panels are only going to be 1/2" thick would it be a good idea to buy oak plywood for strength? I was told that if I buy oak it'll be just like any other plywood I buy but with a thin oak veneer so it would not provide any appreciable extra strength.