Martial art does not always equal a fighting style. MMA fighters are not striving for the same thing you are and for you to call them clumsy and oafish is ridiculous and shows how green you really are when it comes to a true hand to hand combat situation. You watch to many movies my friend, street fights are not choreagraphed. Its not always pretty. I was going to quote some more of your drivel so I could punch holes in it, but I dont have all day and I dont even know where to start. Perhaps here:
Also, in all the years that Ive been capable of deadly retailiation... Ive never once
had to use it. Yes, there were instances where it was damn near close.. but
I managed to talk them out of it.
Perhaps you should not speak on things you have no idea about. I also want to say that the size of your ego is legendary and to even say bruce lee's name in the same sentence as yours takes balls. One day, maybe you will be engaged in a true combat situation and I hope for your sake it humbles you.