rite im a kid i long to of lived in the 80's but i didn't ok so im askin about these things
Wait, I think I've got a translation:
"You are all correct. I am but a child. I long to have lived in the decade known as the Eighties, but sadly, I was born in 1996 to a mother who smoked crack, thus explaining my inability to post a properly formed sentence."
He's right though... Missile Command sucks, there's no blood or cheat codes or anything!