Ah- I see. Thanks guys. As a point of reference for anyone who reads this down the line, so far, I am not having issues with multiple key presses. I followed Marshall Brooks' guide
http://www.mameworld.net/emuadvice/keyhack2.html(It's rather long, but the gist of it is to put each potentially conflicting control on a separate row of your matrix.) I have an 18x8 matrix keyboard, so I was able to eaasily assign to joysticks and 12 buttons (six per player) to their own row.
Two follow-up questions -
1- for future reference, what's a "GGG ecoWIZ" - no hits googling so i figure it must stand for something.
2- I like the IDE idea since I have a dozen of them laying around. Where would you track down a socket for them to plug into, though? Mouser? And what is the right terminology for the piece? A "IDE Pin Header"?
Thanks for bearing through the N00b questions - I post my results for the future benefit of other N00bs.
-Schmitty