hehehe... well if some unknowing person in your family bought them...then it is ok. You are officially addicted now anyways and will come up with uses for them. First off, you can make a desktop control panel. I have an ipac in a 1 player desktop unit that is fugly, but works very well and still tends to impress everyone. Sometimes, the ghetto look makes it look harder than it really is, thus tends to show yourself as smarter than you really are.

You know, like when you walk into an electronics lab and there are wires everywhere and no organization whatsoever - your first thought is 'dang! There are some really smart people in here who know what all this crap does.'
Back to the clamps. On my taito cabinet, the control panel bolted onto two pieces of wood. The panel clamp catches are then screwed to the wood, and the main part of the clamp is screwed to the inside of the cabinet. Once I get my spare CP, I will cut out a new set of wood pieces that match the existing ones, and attach a new set of panel catches to it too.
Well, when it comes to wiring you are going to have a mess either way. You have to custom cut every piece of wire, and crimp on every single quick disconnect. It is very tedious and frustrating work if you don't do wiring on a regular basis. Using the parallel ports and their cables can actually make your life easier. The only somewhat hard part will be keeping track of which wire goes to what pin on the parallel port.
I haven't personally hacked a parallel cable yet, but here is the plan. If there is a color code to the wires inside the cable, then we are both home free. If they all happen to be the same color, then no problem. You get your trusty multimeter and continuity test each pin to a wire until you find a match. Then you can slap a masking tape label on that wire.
Since we are working on generally the same project, I would be happy to keep in touch thru the process.